Marcsis Family
Carl Marcsis was an interesting Noble of Ubent who said some interesting things, the disappeared.
Here is the adventures of Carl Marcsis:
New Knight (19 days, 1 hour ago) A new knight has emerged from the ranks of the Ubent nobles. Carl Marcsis is starting his career today. He originates from Eldoret and is therefore a knight of Lothar, Grand Justiciar of Ubent, Baron of Eldoret. He comes from a new noble family (OOC: 0 days in the game) and he might need some assistance to get started. Mentors, take note. You can check the background of this family or send a welcome message.
Letter from Carl (19 days, 1 hour ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (29 recipients) Good Day Mates!
This be my first time in battlemaster, I hope to know learn soon Carl (Knight of Eldoret) [reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails] | [vulgarity] Letter from Carl (19 days, 1 hour ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (29 recipients) Crickey! I'm such a dingbat! I forgot to ask what I should do? Carl (Knight of Eldoret) [reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails] | [vulgarity] Letter from Carl (17 days ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (29 recipients) I think Firebrand otta smack that little ankle biter, take his biscuits and give him a new nappy. Carl (Knight of Eldoret) [reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails] | [vulgarity] Letter from Carl (17 days ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (29 recipients) Thought you might like this mates
1) go to google 2) Click on Maps. 3) Click on 'Get directions'. 4) From New York. 5) To Paris. 6) Scroll down to line #23. Carl (Knight of Eldoret) [reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails] | [vulgarity] Roleplay from Carl (14 days, 15 hours ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (30 recipients) G’Day my fellow Ubentians!
This here be my first role-play, so do enjoy. (but by all means tell if it makes me look like a dill, dag, or drongo)
The Wacky Adventures of Fruit Loop Carl
One morning, Carl, on his daily walk, comes across an odd building with a sign in front of it.
Carl: What the bloody hell is this?
Sign: (Temple of Sagarmathism)
Carl: Saga Moth???? Is this like the book I read with the short people and the round thingo on their hand? ….. Lord of the Flies perhaps?
Angry mob of Priests: Blasphemy!!
Carl: !!!! Who the devil are you?
Priests: We’re the inquisition of Sagarmatha, and you’ve soiled the name of our divine lord.
Carl: well I’m terribly sorry mates, but I simply can’t pronounce the bloody name.
Priests: Silence! As punishment for your blasphemy, you must travel the red brick road and speak with our god himself. His divine words will deliver righteous judgment upon you.
Carl: the Red brick road? I only see a yellow one.
Priests: Quiet! Its red! Now move along.
Carl: whatever you say mate, I’d be glad call it red after a few coldies myself.
And so.. Brave Sir Carl begins his journey down the red brick road….
To be continued. Carl (Knight of Eldoret) [reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails] | [vulgarity] Roleplay from Everest (14 days, 11 hours ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (30 recipients) AS carl walked along the red brick road he came to another building almost identical to the last one. The priests brought him into the building and pushed him into a room where many rock carvings littered the room. By the back of the room was a more fancy looking priest, with ornaments all over his cloak (ooc: is there a better word?). "What have you brought in to me today?" the nameless priest said. "Its the new noble speaking blasmey about our divine religion," the preist answered. "Why have you brought in a noble? I hope you didn't bring any of his soldiers with you." "Who are you?" Carl asked. "Oh sorry, Im Everest, priest of Sargathma," Everest replied
(ooc: sorry about any spelling mistakes, I was in a rush. Carl nice job, like your roleplay, hope you don't mind about me jumping in. :) ) Everest (Priest of Sagarmathism) [reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails] | [vulgarity] Letter from Carl (9 days, 23 hours ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (31 recipients) Part 2 of Carl's Adventures
(Last time Brave sir Carl was led to a fancy lookin building where he was introduced to Priest Everest)
Everest: It seems you have been brought here on charges of Blasphemy
Carl: I'm terribly sorry mate, but I have no idea how say your god's name.
Everest: Its ok, I think these charges are ridiculous, however to make sure you're clear of these charges you should continue your journey on the red brick road.
Carl: why thank you! but before I go, could you tell me why that bloody road is called red when its clearly yellow?
Everest: Thats right, your still new. You seem a new group of people calling themselves "the Committee for state security" have taken power in Ubent and they have initiated bizzare refroms.
Carl: and changing the road's name was one of them?
Everest: yes, though they eventually plan to paint it red. Oh, and before you go, I must warn you of the Green Knight.
Carl: the Green Knight?
Everest: Yes, he blocks the red brick road near Castle Ubent. He likes to throw bombs and spin around in circles with his sword. He also has an obsession with triangles and hearts.
Carl: perhaps hes eaten too many lucky charms, anyhow thanks mate, but I'll be on my way.
Everest: good luck
(And so Carl continues his journey along the red brick road)
to be continued. Carl (Knight of Eldoret) [reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails] | [vulgarity] Roleplay from Carl (5 days, 18 hours ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (32 recipients) Adventures of Carl Z!! (part 3)
(Last time Carl was instructed to continue his journey along the red brick road)
As Carl skips along his merry way, he sees a scruffy lookin fellow painting the road.
Carl: Well, so they really are painting the road red.
Carl then sees a crumpled piece of paper lying along the road
Carl: hmm, I wonder what this is?
Carl picks up the paper and reads it
Paper: (The person whose name is written on this paper shall)
Carl: What the bloody hell is this?!! And why is Vapor’s name written all over it? Well whatever it is I should hold on to it for a while.
Carl continues his walk until blocked by a cheeky fellow wearing green and holding a sword and shield.
Man: Halt! You may not pass!
Carl: Well, I’m terribly sorry mate, but I….wait a minute…I know you…You’re Lothar of Elderot!
Lothar: Silence! Around here I am known as the Green Knight!
Just then a man walks up to Lothar and hands him a note and leaves.
Green Knight (Lothar): Hmmm….
Carl: what is it mate?
Green Knight: Apparently, I am no longer the Green Knight.
Carl: Really?
Knight formerly known as Green Knight: yes, by order of the committee for state security I am now officially the Red Knight.
Carl: I guess that means they’ll be painting your dress red now.
Red Knight: Shut UP! If wish to pass you must first get by my spin attack!
Just them the Red Knight (Lothar) begins to swing in a continuous circle.
Carl: wow mate, how do you not get dizzy?
Red Knight (while spinning): my parents sent me to ballet school when I was young, I’m trained to do this forever.
Carl: Are you able to move side to side while spinning?
Red Knight: No, the left button on my controller doesn’t work.
(OOC) Carl: actually mate I don’t think there are controllers allowed in battlemaster.
(OOC) Red Knight: no, its ok, my sword’s name is controller and the left button is what holds the blade and the hilt together.
(OOC) Carl: well I’ll be a baffled little swagga
Red Knight: In any case, you’ll never defeat me!
Carl: well I do have this fancy piece of paper.
Red Knight (coming to a complete stop): WHERE did you get that!!!
Carl: frankly I have no idea what it does, so I’ll try it on you.
Carl writes the Red Knights real name onto the piece of paper
Red Knight: NOO, don’t test it on me! Read the back!!
Background: meow!
Carl reads the entire paper back included
Carl: The person whose name is written on this paper shall….break dance with stray cats???
Just then cats start appearing out of no where and begin to imitate the Red Knight
Red Knight: No I can’t help it, I have to dance! You fool that’s our god’s Wario Note! Where did you get it?
Carl: I found it mate, but I’ll be on my way.
As the Red Knight break dances with his feline friends, Carl continues his journey along the Red Brick road.
To be continued....
(stay tuned for Carl's Final adventure) Carl (Knight of Eldoret) [reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails] | [vulgarity]
Roleplay from Firebrand (5 days, 17 hours ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (32 recipients) Baron Firebrand, Marshall of the Committee for State Security was sitting in his fabulous palace, when a messenger came to speak with him. "Lord Firebrand," said the messenger, "I bring news of a noble breaking the most sacred laws of Ubent!" With a look of concern on his face, Firebrand asked the messenger which most sacred law he was refering to. "This noble has walked on the Red Brick Road and he doesn't have the proper travel papers!" "He what!" roared Firebrand, leaping to his feet and grabbing his sword. "This will not stand! I will hunt down this noble and see that he comes to justice! How will I identify this noble of which you speak?" "He talks with a most peculiar accent, using words unbecoming a noble. There will be no doubt when you find him." "Very well. The hunt begins..."
Baron of Bursa, Marshal of the Committee for State Security [reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails] | [vulgarity] Letter from Carl (5 days, 1 hour ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (32 recipients) It appears that I've become the next Ubentian Idol. I'm terribly sorry for not responding to my fan mail right away.
OCC: Yesterday was Anzac day in New Zealand so I couldn't check my mail, but just as a reminder to all my fellow Ubentians, my role play has a discreet end so try not to interfere too much. Carl (Knight of Eldoret) [reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails] | [vulgarity] Letter from Carl (1 hour ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (29 recipients) The Adventures of Carl GT, electric boogaloo
(Last time Carl, squared off against the Red Knight who was defeated by Carl showing that paper beats rock)
As Carl approaches the end of the Red Brick Road he sees a large sign
Sign: Welcome to Castle Ubent
Next to that sign another one says: please deposit one sacrifice upon entry.
Carl: Sacrifice?
Just then a wondering shepherd approaches Carl.
Shepherd: So you want to get into the Castle Ryangrad eh?
Carl: Actually mate, I want to get into Castle Ubent.
Shepherd: It’s scheduled to be renamed Ryangrad, but if you want in I can help you. You’ll need to sacrifice one 3 lambs. Fear, Famine, and electric boogaloo. Unfortunately, I’m fresh out of Famine and electric boogaloo lambs, but I can give you this lamb of fear. No Charge.
Carl: Why thank you mate!
Carl takes the lamb and heads toward the entrance of Castle Ryangrad.
Carl: hmmm, lamb of fear eh? There’s no bloody way I can remember that, from now on I’m calling you Jon.
Jon: baaaa.
Carl enters the castle where he finds himself in a large room with a giant floating stone head and two hands.
Giant head: Halt, you dare disturbs Sagarmatha’s Slumber!!
Carl: You’re Sagarmatha!! I didn’t think you were real!
Sagarmatha: You question my divine power? How dare you!
Carl: sorry mate, but I brought you sacrifice.
Carl shoves Jon over the Sagarmatha, but just then Sagarmatha’s fist comes down and smashes the innocent lamb.
Carl: CRICKEY!!!! You Killed Jon Lambfear!!
Sagarmatha: now I will punish you.
Carl then sees something moving behind a curtain in the back. Carl runs over in that direction.
Sagarmatha: no stay put!!
Carl removes the curtain to find a round shaped man with a pony tail and wearing camouflage pants.
Carl: What the bloody hell is this!!???? You’re the Prime minister!!!
Ryan: that’s right, I’m Sagarmatha. I made the whole religion up so that I can control those pitiful fools called Ubentians.
Carl: well mate, Religion is the opium of the people, but I’m going to have tell everyone now.
Ryan: It’s too late. Now that I won the election, the KGB (committee for state security) will clamp down on Ubent. I even executed your friend, Fred Angles.
Carl: Angles, crickey! I’ll never be able to write my manifesto now.
Ryan: hahaha! Take him away.
Carl is seized by fanatical priests and thrown in prison to await his punishment. Carl (Knight of Eldoret) [reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails] | [vulgarity]
