Loudmouth Luna/Luna's Light

If my uncle Rowan ever taught me anything in this world when I was sent to him is that the world is full of self-serving people who are after only their own self-serving goals. I started this newspaper to try and help reveal to the world just what these selfish goals are, to hopefully shine light on them to those that wouldn't know about them otherwise, to maybe in some small part unify as many people's goals together as possible, to shine out the selfish with truth.

I won't lie, my newspaper will not be objective. Fontan's Fundamental Freelancer will contain the subjective opinions of myself, Luna, and the opinions of as many others as I can gather, represented to the best of my ability. While I will not be objective, one thing I can promise I will never do is intentionally misrepresent. If you tell me something, I will relay it as best I can, and if you feel wrongly represented, then tell me and I will change my report. Let me say this, though, words alone do not tell the truth, they merely tell the character.

Let me demonstrate. I could accuse someone of lieing. Depending on how they react, I will judge their character. They could say 'why would you say such a thing, you bismirch my honour', they could say 'OMG! You suck!', they could say 'You bitch, how dare you, you're dead!', they could even just... cry! Given the response, I'll judge one's character. So, be forewarned, while I won't misrepresent, it is my duty to judge, give judgement, and be judged as well.

I hope everyone understands that the opinions enclosed are, unless otherwise noted, my own.

Also, I should say that you will never find simple mudslinging, AND I will also try and report pertinent history of the continent without becoming a boring documentary.

Thank you for reading! That is all for this section, now its time to begin the first edition.