Letters to the Editor: First Issue Late May 2006

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Alowca.jpg The Alowcan Press: Letters to the Editor
Price Free Editor: The Nobles of the Colonies Issue No 1 20th May 2006
Random scribes notes which people collect here and there
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Dear Xerxes, I write to your newspaper to comment about the captured 'royals'. It is hard to believe that both were captured in the same week, let alone the same decade. Since Loki, Lord of Oreos, has already been freed, I must ask about the punishment of Ender. He became greedy over Alowcan land, he backstabbed us and made alliance with the evil filth of Oritolon. If I were the one to sentence Ender, he would be tortured for information essential to our plans and left to rot. Executing him would also be a pleasure of mine, for the slime has insulted myself and my homeland with his stench. May the Trinity be with you,

Sir Squeaks Beyoku of Irdalni.


Thanks for your letter Squeaks, it's good to see that some actually read my little instalments! Yes, it was a tempting thought to torture that little scumbag for his greivances against us, filthy little opportunist that he is. In any event, Ender managed to either escape or simply buy his freedom before we were able to do anything particularly lasting to him. Then again unlike the Alebadians, it seems that Alowca has enough honour to avoid the whole retribution situation.

May the Trinity be with you also,

Sir Xerxes, Duke of Alowca.