Avamar (Realm)/Doc-umentaries/Sirionite attempts to be funny

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From time to time the jealous elves of Sirion are trying to persuade the civilised world for their "culture" and most importantly their sense of houmor. Unfortunately for them -and for the rest of the continent- they lack both.

Here there are some examples of their level:


Funny (from Helter)

Here's a funny joke for Avamar: Your troop leaders had to beg their families for money so you don't get your bum handed to you before next tax day.

Want another? You lost Elmbar and you'll be losing Montijo next. And then all the allies in the world won't stop us from stealing the city of Avamar.

and the response...

Re: Funny ??? Eeeeeeh....I didn't get the first joke! :-))))

The second one wasn't so bad to be honest but still is rather a comment than a joke! Good, not completely true though! ;-)

Re: Funny? Wow!!!Great!!!Really funny!!! :)

But still not a joke. Explain to me,is that Sirionite's or Fontanese's humour??

Cause I didn't get it!!

Though,you could try to make a Cultural Company as well,but...ahem...let me think about it a bit better...hm...Do these "jokes" reflect your culture?? If yes,then you should not try it.

Good try,I expect more comments fromyou in the future...I believe you can make better than this. :)


(Comment from an anonymous elf)

Will you people EVER find the time to focus more on your own history, instead of continualy critizing your enemies?! It's getting old, dry, stupid, and flat out ridiculous! I can't believe you would have such a hard on for making fun of Sirion, or Doc. It was barely funny the first time, what makes you think it'd be any funnier the next 50 times?!

(Julia responded)

But...It's still funny! :D

Sorry!

(The anonymous elf insisted though...)

No, it's not funny at all anymore. It's just stupid. I can make up funnier stories about the friggin growth of an egg plant! This whole 'Sirion is the evilest, vilest dictatorial realm in the game, and Doc is the meanest bad person!' is just flat out old. It's like telling the same damned joke 50 times to the same person!

(So Avamarians woke up! :-)))

Not funny to you but it is to us, boo hoo! 

I'd like to listen to the joke with the friggin growth of the egg plant! :-D
By the way, I'm sure that it somehow involves Doc! LMAO!!!!



Much more (failed) attempts by Sirion and Fontan to come soon! ;-)