Volcanic Hot Newsletter/December '06 issue
 Volcanic Hot Newsletter
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| Price: 1 gold | Creator: Crescent | December '06 issue |
| Comments from Darkans | |
16 December 2006 Obidan, Knight of Tolhuar said of the RS war: "I think it's a trap by RS and SA to trap us on Darka's tongue and wipe it a bit clean. They surely did act in a way to...well...excite or tempt us to go to their lands, so this might very well be a conspriracy by escalating a matter to a higher level so that Darka falls."
Juan, Knight of Mayxcal, said: "As a human being trying to survive in this violent land, I feel sorry for our Redspan brethen. Nothing is more disheartening than coming home to an ugly woman. While I have never seen an unattractive female in Darka, I can only imagine the horror and frustration Redspanians feel every night and day. All men have needs that require relief, afterall. I only pray that Redspan's Nobles give proper consideration to the Goats that provide them alternative service. Selfishness towards one's partner is a cruelty Billy G. does not deserve. A little extra corn and maybe some vaseline can go a long way in a philotherian affair. ...and be nice to the wife at home too." 14 December 2006 Lady Lavigna, Arch Priestess of Darka, Countess of Tolhuar, said: "I believe that the terrible smell of goats has affected their brains and has transformed them in non-thinking humans, which subsequently led to their poor attempts at propaganda. They assasinated our Banker and led themselves in this war for which they begged our King to reconsider, and now they pretend to be the macho heroes that challenge us to go and fight them? Silly goats,they found as allies the sheeps of their Federation and think they can be infront of our mighty army." |
| A Q&A with King Kostaja Kosunen | |
A Q&A with King Kostaja Kosunen, King of Darka. |
| A report on the RedSpan War | |
A report from Urpo (Tara), Count of Tandsu, regarding the Darka and RS war. Many thanks to him for allowing me to put this article here. |
