Volcanic Hot Newsletter/December '06 issue

14 December 2006:

Lady Lavigna, Arch Priestess of Darka, Countess of Tolhuar, said, "I believe that the terrible smell of goats has affected their brains and has transformed them in non-thinking humans, which subsequently led to their poor attempts at propaganda. They assasinated our Banker and led themselves in this war for which they begged our King to reconsider, and now they pretend to be the macho heroes that challenge us to go and fight them? Silly goats,they found as allies the sheeps of their Federation and think they can be infront of our mighty army."