Tribal Rag/September2010
Tribal Rag
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19 September 2010 - Would be Assassin Found Not Guilty by Court! Dear Desert warriors of Talerium, In the case of the assassination of Duke Keppler, Duke of Metemec and the trial against xxxx. The court of Talerium has come to a decision. Based on the lack of evidence to underline the guilt of xxxx, the court has closed the investigation without any result. The guilt of xxxx could not be confirmed and therefore all charges against him are dropped. xxxx you are a free man and the court apologize for all inconvenience we have caused you. Unfortunately the case is cold and we could not find the assassin that stroke Duke Keppler. Sir Dead Angel WG Vermeer Grand Justiciar of Talerium, Viscount of Chohua 18 September 2010 - Sun Tzu Joins Talerium - Land of the Desert Warriors! Letter from Sun Tzu Slaymaster Message sent to everyone in your realm (24 recipients) Tribesmen of Talerium, I am Sun Tzu Slaymaster, the great great great great great great great great grandson of Slayer Slaymaster, the greatest warrior of all time. I came from the East Continent having fought in many wars and now looking for a new home. Let me tell you something about myself: My enemies are many and they say I am bloodthirsty, hot tempered, troublesome, argumentative.. I am not.. big mouthed buffoon .. and some even called me sadistic... though I don't actually know what that means but it doesn't sound very nice. But my friends... actually... they say the same thing... anyways.... I like to think I am just misunderstood and I blame the fact that I came from a broken home... my castle was really run down. And I blame my parents of course. In my spare time I like to fight whether with my bare fists after a drink at the tavern or with me axe in a crowded market in broad daylight against five people... I don't really care. I just like to fight preferably drink at the same time. I like to drink a lot. I also like to hunt cute furry animals and kill them with my bare hands and even tortur.. err.. play with them before I kill them. I really enjoy kill' especially if it were particularly bloody. I can also pull an oak tree up from the ground and kill a horse with a single punch. I am strong. Anyway, who can give me a sack of gold to get some men for fightin'? Any Lords in border regions require a true true warrior like me? Strong, Proud and Fierce, Sun Tzu Slaymaster (Noble)
Welcome to Talerium, warrior. Kepler Dolohov Duke of Metemec
Message sent to everyone in your realm (24 recipients) Sun Tzu, Thank you for the comic relief, as this realm is in dire need of some good humor. Elroy Anderbliss (Knight of Ixcan)
Message sent to everyone in your realm (24 recipients) Thanks you Duke Kepler and Sir Elroy, Knight of Ixcan for the welcome. Why is there a dire need for good humour? Is it due to the bitter desert storms that is gettin' people down or has there been a lot or arguments lately? Maybe I have found my soul brothers if ya lot can argue as good as me. I have foul mouth, argue with myself at times and can even argue with a stone wall. I hope to trade some insults with a few of you over some beers and maybe a spot of mud wrestling as well. I always like to show off my strength whenever I can. Sun Tzu Slaymaster (Noble)
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