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'''18 September 2010 - New Warrior-Knight Joins Talerium (Hint: Editor of this Newspaper)'''
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'''18 September 2010 - Sun Tzu Joins Talerium and his introduction to the realm)'''
  
 
Letter from Sun Tzu Slaymaster
 
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Strong, Proud and Fierce,
 
Strong, Proud and Fierce,
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Sun Tzu Slaymaster (Noble)
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'''Letter from Kepler Dolohov'''
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Welcome to Talerium, warrior.
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Kepler Dolohov
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Duke of Metemec
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'''Letter from Elroy Anderbliss'''
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Message sent to everyone in your realm (24 recipients)
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Sun Tzu,
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Thank you for the comic relief, as this realm is in dire need of some good humor.
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Elroy Anderbliss (Knight of Ixcan)
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'''Letter from Sun Tzu Slaymaster'''
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Message sent to everyone in your realm (24 recipients)
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Thanks you Duke Kepler and Sir Elroy, Knight of Ixcan for the welcome.
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Why is there a dire need for good humour? Is it due to the bitter desert storms that is gettin' people down or has there been a lot or arguments lately?
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Maybe I have found my soul brothers if ya lot can argue as good as me. I have foul mouth, argue with myself at times and can even argue with a stone wall.
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I hope to trade some insults with a few of you over some beers and maybe a spot of mud wrestling as well. I always like to show off my strength whenever I can.
  
 
Sun Tzu Slaymaster (Noble)
 
Sun Tzu Slaymaster (Noble)
  
 
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Revision as of 07:22, 19 September 2010

Tribal Rag

Strong, Proud and Fierce!
Printed in Chocxal
September 2010 Edition


Gossip and Slander

18 September 2010 - Sun Tzu Joins Talerium and his introduction to the realm)

Letter from Sun Tzu Slaymaster Message sent to everyone in your realm (24 recipients)

Tribesmen of Talerium,

I am Sun Tzu Slaymaster, the great great great great great great great great grandson of Slayer Slaymaster, the greatest warrior of all time. I came from the East Continent having fought in many wars and now looking for a new home. Let me tell you something about myself:

My enemies are many and they say I am bloodthirsty, hot tempered, troublesome, argumentative.. I am not.. big mouthed buffoon .. and some even called me sadistic... though I don't actually know what that means but it doesn't sound very nice.

But my friends... actually... they say the same thing... anyways.... I like to think I am just misunderstood and I blame the fact that I came from a broken home... my castle was really run down. And I blame my parents of course.

In my spare time I like to fight whether with my bare fists after a drink at the tavern or with me axe in a crowded market in broad daylight against five people... I don't really care. I just like to fight preferably drink at the same time. I like to drink a lot. I also like to hunt cute furry animals and kill them with my bare hands and even tortur.. err.. play with them before I kill them. I really enjoy kill' especially if it were particularly bloody.

I can also pull an oak tree up from the ground and kill a horse with a single punch. I am strong.

Anyway, who can give me a sack of gold to get some men for fightin'? Any Lords in border regions require a true true warrior like me?

Strong, Proud and Fierce,

Sun Tzu Slaymaster (Noble)

Letter from Kepler Dolohov

Welcome to Talerium, warrior.

Kepler Dolohov

Duke of Metemec

Letter from Elroy Anderbliss

Message sent to everyone in your realm (24 recipients)

Sun Tzu,

Thank you for the comic relief, as this realm is in dire need of some good humor.

Elroy Anderbliss (Knight of Ixcan)

Letter from Sun Tzu Slaymaster

Message sent to everyone in your realm (24 recipients)

Thanks you Duke Kepler and Sir Elroy, Knight of Ixcan for the welcome.

Why is there a dire need for good humour? Is it due to the bitter desert storms that is gettin' people down or has there been a lot or arguments lately?

Maybe I have found my soul brothers if ya lot can argue as good as me. I have foul mouth, argue with myself at times and can even argue with a stone wall.

I hope to trade some insults with a few of you over some beers and maybe a spot of mud wrestling as well. I always like to show off my strength whenever I can.

Sun Tzu Slaymaster (Noble)