Tribal Rag/October2010
Tribal Rag
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5th October 2010 - Bar Crawl Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 10 points to 80 % - 8 gold
Good times. Nothin' feels as good as giving a dirty peasant a good kickin' to put them in their place once in a while. Your men spread out and quickly capture Inigo, bringing him before you. You punch the scoundrel, stomp and kick, until he eats the dirt, lying straight on the ground like... a dead fish. Or whatever. You surely are feeling better now.
The Judge of Carelia, Leta Kindon, has decided to publicly executed the rogue Borus Von Igelfeld in Strombran.
So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up... Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper. By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again. So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work. Then I went to the chummily beer brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.
They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.
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