Too Much BattleMaster

You know you play too much BattleMaster when...

• You tell yourself, you can live without Battlemaster....then come back 2 weeks later, sweating, and wondering if your allies are ok.
• You wake up at 3 in the morning sweating, without an alarm, to neurotically scout the enemy.
• The only reason you get away from your computer is to go outside and take the picture that Tom asked for the anniversary collage.
• Your girlfriend has given up on trying to stop you wasting your time on such a pointless game and actually reminds you when you're about to miss a turn.
• You have not been able to log into the game all day, but you still make no plans...and sit by the computer all night hitting the refresh button.
• Battlemaster sets your curfew; you just have to be home before the turn is over.
• You go to some sort of social event, but instead of talking to people, you spend the entire time thinking about: (for the Generals amoung us) line settings, (for the Rulers amoung us) diplomatic negotiations, (for the Region Lords amoung us) which court to hold next.
• You have a ton of work to do, but deadline or no deadline, you're going to read all your Battlemaster messages first.
• You know what time it is in Germany at all times.
• You plan vacations and other trips around being able to hit each turnchange.
• Not even Tom could convince you that BM is a 'light-weight game'
• People have heard you mumble 'thank the Tom' as you scroll through you're BM messages.
• You can draw and label your realm and its regions ... or more.
  • ... and you can travel across the continent without using the travel advisor or looking at the map.
• You can say at least 20 regions' names out loud without fail and be able to use them all in Military Alphabet Code.
• "Remember the Titans" is no longer a reference to an American Football movie, but a warning to in-game evildoers.
• You are dumbfounded that your paycheck is not delivered at turn change, but are thankful you don't have to drive to your capital to cash it.
• You refer to your vehicle as a Caravan each time you take a trip to the groceries store.
• Your boss is getting tired of being called "M'Lord".
• You bring your own lance and sword to the Golf Tournament.
• Turkey leg in one hand, pint of family made mead in the other ... while your family attempts to understand just what a Barony of Makar is ... and why you keep saying "Arrh!".
• You understand these jokes.
• You miss your bus/ferry in the morning because you just had to get your fix before going to work...
• You "roleplay" in game characters in real life. Your friends ask you to consult a psychologist. The psycologist says you are suffering from schizophrenia.

Feel free to add your own :-)