The Vlaanderen Independent/Article 4

The War with Heen What will it mean for Vlaanderen? A conversation between writers Erikk and Vistuvis

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Erikk: So, how do you think this war will turn out, Vistuvis?
Vistuvis: I 'm not sure, it's much too early to be choosing winners. You?
Erikk: I think we could win it alone! We have enough determination, and we have a god on our side!
Vistuvis: Ah yes, Arcane. We truly have the strength of the underworld.

At this point writers of the Vlaanderen Voucher would like to say that though we are always unbiased, we are right and the nonbelievers are wrong.

Erikk: This war is so early in the runnings, I suppose anything could happen now!
Vistuvis: Just remember that I am the judge, and I have some mighty fine torturers!
Erikk: Ha ha ha! How right you are!
Vistuvis: Pondering the subject, I really don't know why Heen backed out from the federation!
Erikk: Now that you mention it, neither do I, I guess only time will tell.
Vistuvis: I'm a judge! Remember that people!
Erikk: Now, now, Vistuvis.
Vistuvis: Well I am! I even trained the torturers myself!
Erikk: Well that is a very nice thing to do of you! The following is not a subliminal message! I wanna be a lord when we take some land
Vistuvis: ...Wha-?
Erikk: You heard me! Bye for now, everyone!