The Mullet of Mesh/Issue 1
 The Mullet of Mesh
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| 5 gold | The News is Here! | Issue One |
| January Edition | ||
| The Newspaper Launches | |
Today we have out first Mullet of Mesh issue and the whole launch of the newspaper has gathered quite a few reporters already!! Introducing our reporters we have Mattador, one of my knights actually and Sukem, a little knight of Twillen. Me and these people (and hopefully more) will be the nobles that bring your your monthly share of Mesh's news. The newspaper is rousing up and occasionally annoying people in Mesh as we tend to release secrets about people. But nevertheless the newspaper is here so come in and buy an Issue. |
| Undead are Everywhere | |
Oh great in Mesh's great target, Joppo. 25000 CS has appeared. Anyone notice anything unusual!!!! 25000 CS!!! Yeah well our Ruler, Legault and the Duke of our Capital, Roland aren't too happy about it. I'm the happiest I ever have been. I love the heatf of war, with monster popping up around our borders it's train our armies good. Maybe Mesh should start to see things my way? |
| Mesh takes an Act for Fronen? | |
Today Mesh received an envoy from the people of Fronen alerting Mesh of Fronen's rebellious situation. While Mitsuhide thinks we should let them die (fair enough) others have much more patriotic moods about the topic. The discussion is under heat and Mesh is wondering if we do get there in time is the rebellion will still be going. The ruler may be faced with a tough choice here as Fronen will be a useful ally to keep however it would be more logical to let them rip each other apart. The sides of the discussion are equal and whatever the ruler chooses. Her will have to risk ticking off half the realm. |
| Eoghan's Trial |
Eoghan's trial is on HEAT. Before the trial I pumped him up a bit with my encouraging words but everyone has very drastic opinions on the topic and it could go either way at the moment. Some people believe Eoghan to be a traitorous bastard. Some believe he was just following his lord when Joppo seceded off Mesh. To be honest I think Eoghan was and still is a great asset to Mesh and just because he cause mass war, who cares. |
| Undead Bonanza | |
We're having thousands of CS of monsters and Undead everywhere. We've got 25,000 CS of Undead and Monsters in Suuk, Kraake, Eykfar and Joppo. Our skilled general Greed is havi9ng trouble controlling the outbursts and he is doing all he can to rid Mesh of the Undead. We aren't even sure we have 25,000 CS in Mesh itself. Currently we will be an attack on Eykfar to regain control but this seems to be taking quiet a while. If it takes this long for all the regions. we'll take a millenium to rid Mesh of all the creature and scum. This is also stirring up some trouble within the military command and Marshal of the first army of Twillen doesn't seem to be happy about his lack of power over his army. Currently Mesh is considering to ask Enweil for support. |
| Breaking Supplement! | |
« Privilège Royal » "Letter from Danny Ali, I'm sick of your inconsistent and disrespectful ramblings, you really are a vicious little man, a dumb vicious little man. Congratulations for stating the completely obvious, are you incapable of reading or using common sense? Did I not make it clear that, the newspapers that are continued to be published need to be edited? And besides, if Mitsuhide edited the newspapers in the first place like I first warned, would Mitsuhide be even in this predicament? Perhaps you should start aiming your comments at Mitsuhide, perhaps he can put them to use and start learning what responsibility is? Sir Danny Supreme Judge of Mesh, Marquis of Hoelorr" "It's Good to be da' KING!" Not only can you rant and insult anyone you care to, you can take any an every measure to Prevent yourself being insulted. AND you can Assign whom you wish as the National Whipping Boy! Can I be a BigShot next election? I'd really love to push people around! |
