The Elven Chronicle/October'10

The Elven Chronicle

News from the Land of the Mighty Elves

<-- The Elven Chronicle/September'10		October 2010 Edition

War Reports from Around East Continent    October 1, 2010    EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis Message sent to everyone in your realm Sir Facade, I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born. Erik Eyolf Serpentis Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boosting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf. The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.    October 1, 2010    BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks. There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct. The Last Five Elven Families are: Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.    October 1, 2010    Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.