The Anti-Theatre of Misery Times Special Issue OCPU VS those Itorunt douche bags

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Anti-Theatre

of Misery

Cost: Free if you are against the Theatre of Misery Writer:Ares Special issue: OCPU VS Itorunt Douche Bags


The "Poem"

The poem those Itorunt douche bags made.Lets just call them The douche bags for right now.They say in the poem that those douche bags want to bring peace to the land if this is so why are they fighting agaisnt Perdon?They will say they are fighting to help Ibledesh or what ever those cunts are called.Well that isn't bring hope is it.


Poem

Itorunt, Itorunt How beloved you are, You spread peace and riches throughout the world like perfume that wafts through the air Unlike our enemies, whose odor pollutes the world people, animals, crops, nature itself is polluted by the stench of war and brutality

Yet there are enemies who would wish to end this, for they wish to live in a brutal world of war, rape, pillaging, mistrust, and poverty.

Our way is better oh Itorunt, Itorunt, wanter of a merciful world, spreader of peace, riches, family, trust and hospitality

Gopherman, what a great leader he was The epitomization of what Itorunt stands for For he brought peaceful relationshions to a wartorn land If only his successors could share his beliefs of peace Gopherman, may your days be long

Haikus from those douche bags

They even made some Haikus well every one lets look at these Haikus.

Haikus First One

Itorunt, great realm,

Times of Trouble force us to fight,

When we all love peace.

  • Comment - Well first the middle line has eight syllables not seven so this is already a non Haikus poem and you people are talking about how Caligus can not spell "view" but you could not make this into a valid Haikus.Also Never are you forced to fight inless the enemy is attacking your lands and Perdon is not attacking your lands.

Haikus Second One

Caligan Papers,

Spreading discord in our midst,

The truth is our strength.

  • Comment - Again another error if I counted right the third line has 6 syllables not five.

Haikus Third One

Propaganda from,

Oligarchian morons,

Is quick in coming.

  • Comment - Again second line is wrong why dont you people learn to write these things before you publish them.No need to waste more ink on these douche bags poems.

OCPU

You irogant fools started a little petty war,for what did you start this "war".You don't win nothing and you can not win any respect from this "war".

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