Talk:Volcanic Hot Newsletter/December '06 issue
Macho heroes
Begging your pardon, dear sirs, but I do think that you declared war nearly a month ago. We're getting bored waiting with our allies for your arrival. Please excuse the speculation about why you have failed to appear. It was fueled by the pronouncements of your King and discusssion amongst your leaders that perhaps RedSpan and her allies were more than a match for Darka. Not having much experience myself, I assumed that these discussions and the request for someone to fund Darka's venture indicated an unwillingness to engage in combat.
We shall expect your prompt arrival to resolve this matter. I hope you can understand our confusion. Cowards often avoid battles, as you have for the last month, so we have been confused. --Habap 17:06, 14 December 2006 (CET)