RedSpan/Told By Benny/Jan2007

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Told by Benny Kimura Disclaimer: The opinions here are those of Benny Kimura, and are often misguided, jaded, or just plain wrong, but amusing nevertheless.	January 2007

Current Opinions/News This murnin' I rite papur Uh... Mr. Benny gots wounded durin' the clash in Sullenport, so I, his bestest soldier who is still alive, am writing his papur toodai! So... some stuff happened... and... oh... Mr. Benny is yelling at me from da healer's place. He tellin' me to shut up and stop writing... he also says I should, for todays news, just direct you to the RedSpan Revealer, cuz they tell good what happened today. Mr. Benny also say he put interview with someone, maybe even king, on this later, when he stop bleeding so much from the owchie he get! I was hit on head by goat when little, mom say it blessing. Say it make me big and strong. Yep. And Away They Ran at the Sight of RedSpan! January 30th So them Darkans up and ran as fast as their little legs could carry 'em out of Stargard and deeper into RedSpan lands. Good for them. After talking all that smack they up and run. Heh heh heh. Most of Talerium followed suite, but a few Talerium leaders are cutting their loses and going home. And for good reason: Talerium has nothing to gain from this, and some leaders feel like Darka is using Talerium as its errand boy. So Stargard is safely back in RedSpan hands, thanks to... Darka... running... Anti-climatic there. A shame. In a heated battle in Ambermel today, the Darkan/Talerium alliance managed to break through the local defenders, but not without taking heavy damage and casualties on their side as well. Among the injured was Abigton Noble, Reiss Kimura, my sister. While Darka may be celebrating a victory now, it's only a matter of time before the bulk of the RedSpan/Abigton force catches up to them, and Darka is left out in the cold. Also, I must admit I'm extremely happy to see Lililth banned from RedSpan. What a harlot. But let's have a change of pace, shall we? I took the time to interview one of the more well-known nobles of RedSpan. Finegus, who has for some time now been a thorn in Darka's side, is something of a heroic figure in RedSpan. Here is what he had to say on some current issues. Interview with Finegus Benny: So, what is your opinion on Darka? Finegus: Darka is not even a realm really, so I won't waste my breath speaking of them as one. They are simply mediocre mercenaries with heads dwarfed only by their own greed. Oh, and I plan to stab Lavigna at some point. She has tortured me twice; that will not go unanswered. B: How do you feel about the current war? F: I'm happy to have a chance to gut some Darkans. B: Opinions on Lilith? F: Good riddance to hairless rubbish. She better hope we don't cross paths again. B: How do you like the Infiltrator lifestyle? F: Good! I like the lifestyle. After my son and grandson were killed in Ikalak on the South-East Island, i went there for vengeance, and never looked back. Now, I'm honing my skills so I can finish hunting down their killers and appease Da One's wrath. Run Away! January 29th Alright, so, basically, them Darka boys and their Talerium allies, along with a few fools from the Barony, have been rampaging around RedSpan Lands, and I use the term rampaging loosely. Specifically in Stargard. Anyway, they've been there, raping and pillaging and stuff, mocking us, blah blah blah... And Then WHAMMO, here we are, we show up, big and bad, with our ally... and what do they do? Oh, yeah, they run. They just up and run. And here's the best part... still with me? Good. They run DEEPER into our lands, further trapping themselves. Oh yeah, bloody brilliant of them. Darkan intelligence at its finest. Also noteworthy, Herumor Stavrou of Darka ran away from a duel, in front of over 160 other nobles. Then tried to play it off. What a moron. Well then, I'm done writing for the day. For Da Goat!

Editorials Benny Kimura of Redspan About the editorials... Anyone, not even just the people of RedSpan, are welcome to send in articles. I will do my best to put the entire article, as unedited as possible. Of course, I often edit while drunk, so... =)