Perdan (Realm)/Inns

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Inns of Perdan

Perdan City

'The Maimed Seagull'

The first and most famous inn is the 'Maimed Seagull' in Perdan City, run by a man by the name of Bert. This is where Maelg and Magnus spend a lot of their spare time, Maelg even had a birthday 'bash' there. Magnus has a 'Tab' in the 'Seagull, he is a Sirion merchant, unfortunately named Tab who has been chained to the bar and pays for drinks whenever Magnus feels like one.

'The Bloody Stump'

More of a dive bar than an inn, the Bloody Stump still offers flea-ridden beds of straw, not always fresh, but they always have cold, cheap beer, making it a favourite amongst locals.

'The Bloody Eagle'

The second is in Partora, named 'The Bloody Eagle', run by Berts son. This inn has the unfortunate habit of a couple of nobles running off without paying. It has been heard that Lady Evangeline Uceek and Sir Austin Gotcher both have quite sizeable tabs running there.

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'The Blind Buzzard'

Bescanon has an inn named 'The Blind Buzzard' which has recently been relieved from the grips of Fontan.

What's the best thing to do after winning a battle in Bescanon? Why not have a bar fight to celebrate!

"After the local citizens overthrew the previous government in Bescanon. Magnus Solarn, local hero, returned to find his beloved bar renamed "The Prancing Poodle" by the Fairies & Fontanese during their occupation."

"According to some reports in Perdan City, many locals from neighboring regions were awakened in the pre-dawn hours by Magnus' swearing. After pounding the picture of the prancing poodle into splinters with "Foe-Cleaver", Magnus vowed that he would see the Blind Buzzard restored to it's former glory."

"Local rumor also has it that Mikolas Din has talked some of the local bar wenches into having a charity "cart wash" to help raise money for the project. "Wenches Gone Wild" will also be on hand with scribes and artists to cover this charity event."

'The Garroted Grouse'

Muese has an inn named 'The Garroted Grouse' which has recently been found by Karlson and Evangeline.

'The Mutilated Magpie'

Aix's seediest Inn, the Mutilated Magpie, a new favourite for Maelg and Magnus while staying in Aix.

'The Filleted Flamingo'

The local in Maelgs region, Dimwood. The barkeep Dimi is more than happy to supply the soldiers of Perdan with mead.

'The Suffering Sloth'

Brive's latest drinking hole, the suffering sloth was found by Atticus.

'The Ruptured Raven'

An inn in Nascot. The Ruptured Raven is where the monthly meetings for FOM (Friends of Magnus) are held.

'The Plucked Pidgeon'

An inn in Montauban.

'The Eviscerated Emu'

An inn in Woolton.

'The Hamstrung Hummingbird'

An inn in Wasteland. The Tavern was rebuilt in an old Temple of Gymnastisim. It is also the birthplace of a drink called "The Volcano" Invented by Mikolas Din...here is the recipe:

Take 1 large mug of ale or mead

Add a little rum to top it off

Light the rum

Then take a small cup of sacremental wine

drop into the flaming concoction

drink quickly before the flames go out

'The Amputated Albatross'

An Inn along the coast of Perdan Mines. Its run and owned by a pleasant old sailor named Sid, who only has one leg, one hand and one eye. He has mead straight from Norland, as well as the famous 'Vulture Spleen Vodka'!and an evenings worth of stories from his time on the sea as captain of the ship "The Foul Wind".

The Amputated Albatross was also the recent location of the much anticipated duel between Magnus Solarn and Mikolas Din.

'The Saw and Axe'

A small but widly visited Inn located in the town of Tordal in Meuse, their most popular beverage being apple ale, a relation to scrumpple but far less likley to explode in summer.