Outer Tilog (Realm)/Serenade

Tilogian Serenade

The tune Africa written by David Paich, Jeff Porcaro and Toto. Adapted to Outer Tilog by Sir Angus, Minister of Offense (MOO) and Lady Alynna, Countess of Nidalery

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Angus rolled out of bed...he looked over at the Alynna and grinned his twisted grin...he grabbed her by the hair and pulled her too him...kissing her roughly...his inspiration...this little blonde vixen turned muse made his heart sing with an anti-valentine anthem...

Striding to the door he opens it and steps out into the hall...and begins singing in his loud...clear...(not necessarily good...just clear) voice.....

Zane hear the sacrifical drums echoing through the night
But Alynna hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
Some peasant is leaving on 12:30 TrebEx flight
The firelit Iron Maidens reflect the scars that Moira carves in salutation
Darr stopped a man in a helmut
Hoping to find some standing orders or ancient battles
He turned as if to say, 'Get out of my way there is an ale waiting for me'

Chorus:
It's gonna take a lot of virgins to drag me away from the BBQ
There's nothing that Blop or his minions could ever do
Bring the cursed rains down on Tiaro
Detinu just knew Outer Tilog had the things he had to have

The wild Garm cry out in the night
As he grows restless longing for Nuori footwear for company
Yukiko knows that she must do what taste right
Sure as Gildon taints the sweet meats rotting on the field
Pharmakeus seeks to poison what’s deep inside, we've frightened all with what Tilogians have become

(strangled barmaid croak out the chorus... literally)

(torture break)

Hurry , Raaarox a stable's waiting there for you

It's gonna take a lot of virgins to drag me away from the BBQ
There's nothing that Blop or his minions could ever do
Bring the cursed rains down on Tiaro, bring the cursed rains down on Tiaro
Bring the cursed rains down on Tiaro, bring the cursed rains down on Tiaro
Bring the cursed rains down on Tiaro
Detinu just knew Outer Tilog had the things he had to have

Angus finishes the anthem on a low note...to the sound of crockery shattering as several empty ale pints hit the doorframe.....turning Angus grins a prorpietary grin...complete with its normal twist as he strides back into the room closing the door behind him.