Outer Tilog (Realm)/Nursery

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A lullabye, Tilogian style

Pharmakeus, Chief Poisoner of Outer Tilog


Hush little Garmy, I know what you crave
Pharma's gonna to buy you a Giblet slave

And if that Giblet slave won't bow
Pharma's gonna buy you an undead cow

And if that undead cow actually dies
Pharma's gonna buy you the Lord of Flies

and if that Lord of Flies won't play
Pharma's gonna buy you a virgin to slay

And if that virgin starts to beg
Pharma's gonna beat her with her own leg

And if that leg begins to break
Pharma's gonna carve out a big old steak

And take that steak juicy and raw
Pharma's gonna toss it in Garm's nasty maw

And when Garm swallows that juicy steak down
He'll be the meanest creature in town.

Now nighty night little Garm. You're gonna grow up to be a big big...thing