Outer Tilog (Realm)/Forms

The Outer Tilog Office of Documents

So, someone has asked you to fill out a form. A sad day for you in your family. But you've come to the right place! The Outer Tilog Office of Documents is one of the few agencies without a clever name here in Outer Tilog, and believe me, we're not clever either.

A Short Word About Serial Numbers

One of the finest inventions here at the Outer Tilog Office of Documents is the Serial Number. See, this magical number "represents" a longer and much more usefull "title." By using the serial number, you can both save money on ink, but also befuddle and confuse whoever has to figure out what form corresponds to that serial number.

But what do they really mean? How can you tell what they are? Well, I'm glad you asked, because I've just finished making up an answer! You see, every Serial Number looks like this: WC-011-A (Revision A, Part 1, Section 1). First, there are two letters; in this case, WC. What do they stand for? I have no idea. As far as I know, the first two letters are always WC, and serve only the purpose of making the serial number longer. Second, there are three numbers. These tell you exactly which form you're looking for. No two different forms have the same three numbers. Third, there is a single letter; this further specifies which version of the form you need. Sometimes, mostly when a normal level of confusion is not sufficient, there will be more than a single version of the same form. Fourth, there are three things in parentheses. What exactly is included varies from form to form, but all include an indication of what revision it is. Make sure to use the correct revision, or you may be using an out of date form!

The Library of Forms

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

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WC-011-A (Revision A, Part 1, Section 1)

Request for Issuance of Unmarked Form Other Than Form WC-011-A (Any Revision, Any Part, Any Section)

Herewith, applicant (herein referred to as Appellate) ______ humbly/arrogantly (pick one) requests the recipient (herein referred to as Petitioner) of the request supra to issue above-captioned Appellate a copy of form ___________ entitled _________ unmarked. Herein, ‘unmarked’ shall be construed in it’s plain, ordinary meaning; that is, as having markings inscribed by the Outer Tilog Office of Documents or sanctioned agent or agency or as otherwise proscribed by Outer Tilog law but no ex post facto markings, excepting those mandated by the Outer Tilog Office of Documents or sanctioned agent or agency or as proscribed by Outer Tilog law not contrary to the above-mentioned requirements herein. Appellate does/does not (pick one) further requests that form _________ entitled _______ be delivered by trebuchet/carrier-vulture/ballista/a-code-of-thrown-giblets (pick one or more) from Petitioner not later than never/whenever/eventually/yesterday (pick one).

This form, submitted this date,

WC-502-C (Revision C, Part 1, Section 1)

Request for Outer Tilogian Citizenship

Herewith, applicant (herein referred to as Potential Snack, herein referred to as PS) requests recipient (herein referred to as Petitioner) for the privilege of:
___ Citizenship ___ Temporary Survival ___ Breathing
while in the borders or otherwise within the authority of Outer Tilog (select any applicable).

PS wishes to hold this/these privileges until:
___ Death ___ Dismemberment ___ Decapitation (select all applicable).

PS herein understands and agrees that by applying for this privilege they are giving up all claims to liability for any injury, insults, or events that may transpire to or around them during their time here, even if such events occurs while PS is waiting for a response to their petition, even if said petition is rejected. Such events may include, but are not limited to, death, execution, torture, theft, being burned alive, being eaten, being enslaved, and being sacrificed. Furthermore, PS herein understands that by submitting this form they are agreeing to surrender any rights/privileges they think, dream, or imagine they might have had or have, and that any priviliages grant by the approval of this form may be removed at any time for any reason whatsoever.

Please submit form WC-104-0 (Revision A, Part 1, Section 1) (Declaration of Bribes Made) or form WC-105-A (Revision A, Part 1, Section 1) (Declaration of Stealable Assets) as appropriate with your form.

This form (and attachments), submitted this date,

WC-101-A (Revision A, Part 1, Section 1)

Request for Certification of Illiteracy

Herewith, applicant (herein referred to as Appellate) requests the recipient (herein referred to as Petitioner) for a certification of Illiteracy in order to be in compliance with Section 215, Subsection F, Subsection 25, Paragraph 4 of the Laws of Outer Tilog. Applicant herein certifies that they _______ (Write have or have not) read the Law in question and understand and agree with it. As such, Applicant herein certifies, under penalty of perjury, that they are not literate, and can not read this form, or the above mentioned law.

Applicant herein certifies that they understand that failure to have or obtain a Certification of Illiteracy is grounds for having to file form WC-070-A (Revision A, Part 1, Section 1) (Application to Know the Time and Manner of Applicant’s Death). Applicant herby certifies that they understand it is illegal and punishable by death (to both Applicant and other parties) to have anybody assist them with the filling out of this form.

Applicant wishes the following information to appear on his Certfication of Illteracy:

Write your First name: _________

Write your Last name: _________

Write your place of Birth: __________

Write your current place of residence: ________

Signed, (full signed name required)

___________