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| − | + | *August 18, 2006 - Much to everyone's surprise, the sun has stopped moving over the Far East. Since it began it has thrown much into chaos, because no one knows what time to get up for work now. | |
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It was discovered that strange things happend during tournaments. People who fought bad could be found fighting for the honor of winning a tournament. Specials investigations from special forces names Titans discovered that Crazy Iwan was making the mess. He was traced and brought to headoffice in a secret place called Germanica and questioned by officer Mot, aka Tom. | It was discovered that strange things happend during tournaments. People who fought bad could be found fighting for the honor of winning a tournament. Specials investigations from special forces names Titans discovered that Crazy Iwan was making the mess. He was traced and brought to headoffice in a secret place called Germanica and questioned by officer Mot, aka Tom. | ||
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We never heard from Cray Iwan anmymore. There also no troubles anmymore reported during Tournaments. | We never heard from Cray Iwan anmymore. There also no troubles anmymore reported during Tournaments. | ||
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*April 11, 2006 - Nighthelm in the middle of its first tournament | *April 11, 2006 - Nighthelm in the middle of its first tournament | ||
Revision as of 06:29, 15 October 2006
- August 18, 2006 - Much to everyone's surprise, the sun has stopped moving over the Far East. Since it began it has thrown much into chaos, because no one knows what time to get up for work now.
- July 17 - Crazy Iwan found guilty of jamming tournaments.
It was discovered that strange things happend during tournaments. People who fought bad could be found fighting for the honor of winning a tournament. Specials investigations from special forces names Titans discovered that Crazy Iwan was making the mess. He was traced and brought to headoffice in a secret place called Germanica and questioned by officer Mot, aka Tom.
We never heard from Cray Iwan anmymore. There also no troubles anmymore reported during Tournaments.
- June 17 - A lack of headlines for this paper has been discovered.
- April 11, 2006 - Nighthelm in the middle of its first tournament
- March 15, 2006 - Victory at last!
- After a long siege of the city Bateasor has fallen. Bateasor as a realm is no more. We honor those who are fallen, but we celebrate this victory. At last we can bring food to the city and start to rebuild the city once again. Much was destroyed in the last few weeks. But it was not only Nighthelm who did the damage.
- March 3, 2006 - Fire in the Fine Art Gallery
- A fire, some say to have been caused by a random divine lightning bolt, swept its way through the Nighthelm Fine Arts Gallery and destroyed all the potraits on display there... Some say it was the result of rioting after anti-cookie legislation was passed. More on this story as it develops.
- March 2, 2006 - Late Breaking news.....
- Nobdy has been Critically dead now for 33 hours and his healers refuse to speculate on how long he can last in his present condition.
- In other news, unconfirmed reports place a Shark, knocking on the door of lonely female peasants, claiming to be a dolphin, and actually eating them.
- Feb 18, 2006 - The Chicken will be away for this weekend. A Chicken Run so to speak.
