Muninn Newsrag/Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit/RP9Ch7

Roleplay from Anneliese

"What would you know about femininity!" She huffed, and turned away from him. The girl carrying the pitchwork smiled at Elonias, "Don't worry - she's always like that. Good luck!" She winked as he was pushed out by Davendrall.

Roleplay from Elonias

'Yes actually, what WOULD I know about feminity?' he thought to himself before he felt somebody cut of the ropes on his legs and push him a bit "Wait, no!" he said softly as his eyes began to tear again And then, as he was showed up on stage, he looked around frantically at the people who were watching him 'Well, I sure am glad my father is dead' he though as he literally could feel the eyes on him 'because otherwise he would die when he heard about this.' He coughed a bit and smiled weakly towards the crowd, blushing furiously before he said "H..hello, I... I am Elonia..." and then he waved weakly towards them, before he flicked a flower that had been in his hair since he had face planted in the wood earlier. "N..nice to meet you."

Roleplay from Davendrall

One man from the crowd whistled as Elonias came out, and several others gasped "She's damn pritty she is!" one said "Go on love, strut yer stuff!" Another shouted, urging him to walk down the stage

Roleplay from Anneliese

"I got it!" One young man caught the flower, and beamed up at her. Another man punched him the face, and took the flower from him. "No I've got it!" Another boy leaped up behind him and kicked him in the shin, and reached for the flower. A sudden fight broke out among the men in one side of the audience, the flower discard in the wayside and crushed beneath their feet.

Roleplay from Elonias

'Oh dear, I cant believe they don't realize it... I take it peasants really are uneducated if they can't see that someone as manly as me is a guy.' he though as he walked down the stage, 'From what i've seen on my men in the army, this should be effective.' he though as he swayed his hips a bit in his walking, he reached the end of the stage, and turned around slowly. Before he walked back up the stage. 'Oh dear father in heaven please forgive me, it was not my intention to spoil the family.' he thought as he yet again reached the end. Then, he turned around again and saw the brawl that had broken out, "wait, what the heck is going on?" he asked before he went in again.

Roleplay from Davendrall

Just before Elonias went back in, a man threw some keys at him. "Room 3 at the Slasher Lodge" He winked.

Roleplay from Anneliese

"They like you, Elonia." Anneliese said, grinning, "That flower you threw out there - they're fighting over it." Another woman in a costume that was made to look like a loaf of bread glared at him before walking down the stage, tossing her hair and reciting a speech she had memorized about the importance of growing wheat and what wheat could be made of. The girl with the pitchfork edged beside him. "I'm Laurel. What's your name?" The contestant in the white dress glared at her friend, but said nothing. "She's just jealous 'cause she has to go after you. You're late to the show, by the way. I've already..." Then someone threw the keys at Elonias. The girl frowned. "Disgusting. He just wants to use you. I wouldn't go anywhere near that place, if I were you. It has a bad reputation."

Roleplay from Elonias

Elonias rubbed the back of his head as he wiped the tears from his eyes, before he smiled a bit "Uhm, thanks for the advice, but I do not plan on going anywhere besides home after this." he said to Laurel before he pouted a bit "And, I'm Elonia, apparantly." he added the later a bit quietly before he glared a bit towards Anneliese "And, I did not want to be here in the first place, those two 'friends' of mine over there, kind of had me bound, and carried here for their own amusement." He said then as he pointed towards them. And then he realized something "By heaven. I've been ruined for marriage!" He said quietly as he remembered how they had forcefully taken off his clothes and put him in a dress with make-up.

Roleplay from Davendrall

"Oh don't worry Elonia, I'm sure we will be able to find you a willing husband! Now get into your wheat-skirt and wheat-top" Davendrall handed him a skirt made of wheat and very small top made of wheat...just the right size to cover the melons, and pushed him into a changing room "And you better get changed...or I will find you a husband."

Roleplay from Anneliese

"My mother dragged me here. She's hoping I'll find a husband at this event. She tries every year since I turned 14, but it never really works." She shrugged, but did not seem terribly bothered about it. At the mentioned of being ruined for marriage, she looked confused. "What do you mean? You look pretty! I'm sure you could find a-" Just then, Davendrall pushed him into the dressing room. Or rather, an old wooden outhouse that had been remade into a dressing room. "She doesn't want a husband?" She looked puzzled, then it dawned on her - well, something did - and she smiled, "Oh!" The girl in the long white dress was next after the bread girl. She walked off the stage not long after Elonias had been pushed away. She looked displeased at the reaction she had received from the audience. "Glad to see that girl is gone. C'mon, Laurie, let's get ready for the dance." Laurel sighed as she was pulled away and dragged off to another dressing room.

Roleplay from Elonias

'Dear father in heaven, I swear on your name that I will someday abolish these sexist competition.' He thought as he walked out of the changing room, feeling a slight breeze as he shivered. "Now, what on earth does a this have to do with the competition, besides the whole wheat thing." He asked Davendrall as he rubbed his arms.

Roleplay from Davendrall

"You'll see" Davendrall grinned "Time for the results of the first round, come on out onto the stage." she yet again pushed Elonias out onto the stage "I will now announce who is going through to the wheat dancing round!" A man in a shinny suit announced. "First to go through...Laurel!" He waited several seconds for the tension to build up between each name. "Second to go through...Eustacia!" "Also going through...Elizibeth!" "Next to go through...the pornographic scarecrow!" "And finally...Elonia! Commiserations to the rest of you...now get off the stage!" A group of women all left, head down, some crying. "The rest of you, congratulations. Please make your way over to the next stage and take your place next to a bundle of wheat"

Roleplay from Anneliese

"Ha!" Eustacia said as her name was called. She had already changed from her white dress to another, rather... well, let's just say it was made of wheat, but it wasn't very useful in covering anything. She turned to Laurel, triumphant. "See? I knew she wouldn't last lo-" "And finally...Elonia! Commiserations to the rest of you...now get off the stage!" "Dammit!" She stomped her feet, then flushed. "You take this competition far too seriously, Stacy," said the girl who was once carrying a pitchfork, and a wheat-colored dress. Now she had changed into something was literally made of wheat. Meanwhile, Anneliese who standing among the audience shouted at Elnoias, "You should be so proud!" That was followed by a fit of giggling. She stopped as some of the other contestants and audience members looked at her strangely. They couldn't understand why that was funny. "Mean, drunk Norlanders again. Poor girl," said one boy in the audience to another. "I don't get it. She's not bad lookin'."

For the next part to the thrilling Adventures of One Drunk and her Rabbit read Chapter 8