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| − | |article= I normally do not write articles about the passing of | + | |article= I normally do not write articles about the passing of heroes, as I usually know absolutely nothing about them and feel it would be inappropriate to write about someone who I have never met. However, sometime this month, on a date which I cannot remember, a great <s>bald</s> squirrel has died. His name is Xaphan Vanimedle, once a Konungr of Norland and... other stuff? Being an adopted Norlander, I'm afraid I have no idea of how many other titles he may have held. In any case, he was a fine marshal during the brief period that I served under him. |
| − | His death is a particularly sad one, for | + | His death is a particularly sad one, for after Norland fell, he worked to see that it would one day rise again. Unfortunately, <s>Roland sabotaging the war</s> circumstances beyond his control prevented this from happening while he was alive. |
| − | The great squirrel's most notable traits were | + | The great squirrel's most notable traits were his frequent attempts to take over the world, killing a great deal of people with his squirrel army, and being extremely <s>bald</s> furry, setting everything on fire by merely being present and finally, the mangle which was stuck to his tail and could not be removed even in death. A specially shaped coffin and double wide grave had to built just to bury him. (Attempts were made to give Xaphan the traditional viking funeral, but none of them were successful. His body appears to be flame retardant.) |
Have fun in Valhalla, Sir Squirrel. | Have fun in Valhalla, Sir Squirrel. | ||
Revision as of 23:59, 21 February 2011
 MUNINN NEWSRAG
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| Lead Editor: Davendrall (User:X-anne-x) Editor, Agony Aunt and Official Spell-checker: Anneliese (User:Audacity) |
Cost: 3 cookies | February January 2011 |
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The Muninn Newsrag! The newspaper about whatever random things are happening in the lives of the writers and whatever realm they happen to be in at the time, and whatever strange and funny stuff they can think of at the time. The paper is currently based in Barad Lacirith, Capital of Eston. The main editor is Davendrall Felhand who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; The Cute Cookie Corporation. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rabbit. And in each rabbit's furry little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.
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| Legendary Squirrel Dies | Monday 21st Feburary | ||
| I normally do not write articles about the passing of heroes, as I usually know absolutely nothing about them and feel it would be inappropriate to write about someone who I have never met. However, sometime this month, on a date which I cannot remember, a great His death is a particularly sad one, for after Norland fell, he worked to see that it would one day rise again. Unfortunately, The great squirrel's most notable traits were his frequent attempts to take over the world, killing a great deal of people with his squirrel army, and being extremely Have fun in Valhalla, Sir Squirrel. | |||
| Editor: Anneliese | |||
| Carelia and Cagilan Empire play tennis with regions | Friday 18th Feburary | ||
| Just a quick update on the war between Carelia amd Cagilan Empire
Huge Battle Fought (2011-02-08 18:10:25) Rumours spread of a huge battle in Alatol: Caergoth, Carelia, Suville vs. Cagilan Empire Estimated strengths: 1290 men vs. 1680 men. Defender Victory! Huge Battle Fought (2011-02-09 18:16:39) Rumours spread of a huge battle in Garnagi:Cagilan Empire vs. Caergoth, Carelia, Suville Estimated strengths: 340 men vs. 340 men. Attacker Victory! Region Takeover (2011-02-10 18:11:02) Cagilan Empire has taken control of Alatol (formerly part of Carelia) Region Takeover (2011-02-13 06:08:17) Cagilan Empire has taken control of Garnagi (formerly part of Carelia) Region Takeover (2011-02-16 18:11:18) Carelia has taken control of Alatol (formerly part of Cagilan Empire) Region Takeover (2011-02-17 18:17:23) Cagilan Empire has taken control of Forblane (formerly part of Carelia) From this, we can presume Carelia do not entire understand the rules of tennis. Hopefully they will get the hang of it soon and start hitting the ball back and we can start taking back some regions and kill some of the Cagilans that are stomping through our lands! The upcoming battles are sure to be fun. | |||
| Editor: Davendrall | |||
| Barony of Makar declare war on Coria and the Cagilan Empire Viking style | Wednesday 2nd February | ||
| This Newspaper would like to send a special thanks to "Hang Stefanovic Ambassador of Barony of Makar and former Banker and first Berserker of the Mead Brewing warriors" (as they call him up North) for his suggestion of the following war declarations and the ruler of the Barony for signing them:
New Hostilities Barony of Makar has just signed a new War declaration called "Burn the South" against the realm of Coria. New Hostilities Barony of Makar has just signed a new War declaration called "Continue Burning the South" against the realm of Cagilan Empire. This well respected newspaper would like to offer it's support on these new declarations by saying "Burn them! Burn them all! Rape their houses and set fire to their women!" with further comments of "Please don't burn us, we aren't flammable" | |||
| Editor: Davendrall | |||
