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| width="40%" bgcolor="White" | '''Lead Editor: [[Felhand Family/Davendrall|Davendrall]]''' ([[User:X-anne-x]]) <br>'''Editor and Agony Aunt: [[Van_Dell_Family/Anneliese|Anneliese]]''' ([[User:Audacity]])
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| width="40%" bgcolor="White" | '''Lead Editor: [[Felhand Family/Davendrall|Davendrall]]''' ([[User:X-anne-x]]) <br>'''Editor, Agony Aunt and Official Spell-checker: [[Van_Dell_Family/Anneliese|Anneliese]]''' ([[User:Audacity]])
 
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The Muninn Newsrag! The Newspaper about the glorious vikings of gloriousness of Norland! The Muninn Newsrag is named after Muninn, the owl of memory. This owl is owned by Odin, one of the Viking Gods of [[The Way of the Hammer]]. Although Norland has...mysteriously disappeared (but secretly we all know Xaphan forgot where he put it), the memory of Norland still lives on in the Norlanders who continue to seek a way to make a new Norland. As such, a paper about Norlanders, is named the newspaper of the memory. The paper is currently based in [[Barad Lacirith]], Capital of Eston, where there is a current infestation of Norlanders. The main editor is [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall|Davendrall Felhand]] who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall#The Cute Cookie Corporation|The Cute Cookie Corporation]]. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rabbit. And in each rabbit's fury little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.
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The Muninn Newsrag! The newspaper about whatever random things are happening in the lives of the writers and whatever realm they happen to be in at the time, and whatever strange and funny stuff they can think of at the time. The paper is currently based in <s>[[Barad Lacirith]], Capital of Eston</s> somewhere in Carelia. The main editor is [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall|Davendrall Felhand]] who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall#The Cute Cookie Corporation|The Cute Cookie Corporation]]. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rabbit. And in each rabbit's furry little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.
  
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==Archives & Adventures==
  
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For past articles, please see the [[Muninn_Newsrag/archive|archive]].
  
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*[[Muninn_Newsrag/July 2010|July 2010]]
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Also read the [[Muninn_Newsrag/Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit|Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit]], tales of the editors of this Newspaper, published by the Editors of this Newspaper available for your personal entertainment!
  
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==This Months Paper==
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=This Month's Paper=
  
 
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|• Dear Aunt Anne, I think I am in love with this man, and I was going to tell him, but then he proposed to my sister. I feel confused and heartbroken and I don't know what to do - ''Tilly''
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|article=Finally after many many months of sitting in Eston doing nothing, we finally move out to attack Minis Ithil! Then finally after spending many many days sitting around in random regions waiting to attack Minis Ithil, half of us run out of money, some loosing troops, and have to go back to the cities during the start of the attacks. Despite loosing the first battle in [[Dunstoke]] due to an unorganized two turn move, and the second battle, the most recent battle that took place this morning was a victory! The Rabid Squirrel Brigade of Norlanders (though officially part of Eston at the moment) were lead into battle valiantly by Sir Xaphan Squirrellypants wearing his Shinny Girdle of Command alongside the armies of the Barony of Makar. The weird and crazy battle cries of the Norlanders could be heard throughout Minis Ithil. The battle lasted many amounts of some form of time, but vastly outnumbed the armies of Minis Ithil fell and victory was ours! Now we get to loot! Yaaaayyy!
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Lead Editor: Davendrall (User:X-anne-x)
Editor, Agony Aunt and Official Spell-checker: Anneliese (User:Audacity) 		Cost: 3 cookies March 2011

The Muninn Newsrag! The newspaper about whatever random things are happening in the lives of the writers and whatever realm they happen to be in at the time, and whatever strange and funny stuff they can think of at the time. The paper is currently based in Barad Lacirith, Capital of Eston somewhere in Carelia. The main editor is Davendrall Felhand who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; The Cute Cookie Corporation. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rabbit. And in each rabbit's furry little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.

Archives & Adventures

For past articles, please see the archive.

Also read the Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit, tales of the editors of this Newspaper, published by the Editors of this Newspaper available for your personal entertainment!

This Month's Paper


Ask Anne the Agony Aunt
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• Anneliese will resume answering questions when she feels like it shortly.
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