Mossy Family/apron

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THE GIFT

Little Ogre was talking to his soldiers about how delicious is human meat, when they are well trained, when suddently, a kid on a horse came to the camp with a small package and said, glancing sometimes to Little Ogre belly.

- I have a package for sir Mossy, Little Ogre Mossy

Astonished, and excited, Little Ogre asked astily :

- Package for me ? Is it meat, small human ?

- I don't know sir, it isn't my business to know what it is ! I am here to deliver letters and packages from Atamara.

Little Ogre's look to the kid was so tense that all his soldiers moved at least 10 meters back. - Small human, you talk badly to me. Me just asked a question. Is it meat ? Me hungry

The kid jumped off his horse to bring the package to Little Ogre, his eyes in front of his big fat and hard belly. Little Ogre took the package and started to smell it. Only the smell of paper. Nothing else. Disapointed, he moved his nose near the kid's neck, smelling like a pig.

- You smell good, small human

- ... Thank you, sir...

TWO hours later

Around a fire, the dead kid cooked over it, on a spear, Little Ogre is eating one of the kid's legs, his chest covered with a pink apron - the gift from his mother, in the package.

- Me want to add something to what me said. Not only the well trained humans are the best, but also the young humans. Anyone want to try ?