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<b>Roleplay from Kamekaze
 
<b>Roleplay from Kamekaze
  
Kamekaze is already in his reserved corner in his favourite pub The Sedated Stallion. Drinking with a woman in his left arm and a nice cold one sloshing down he throat when out of the bottom of his beer mug he spots Cartor walking into the bar after a hard days work forcing peasants into the RCs and letting convicts off easy. He waves vigourously splashing a few drops of beer on nearby patrons. His woman tears her adoring eyes of Kamekaze and looks round at Cartor and blushes, she had never met the Duke before. "Ah! Cartor my good lord have a seat, this is err... ummm Caroline??"
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Kamekaze is already in his reserved booth in his favourite pub The Sedated Stallion. Drinking with a woman in his left arm and a nice cold one sloshing down he throat when out of the bottom of his beer mug he spots Cartor walking into the bar after a hard days work forcing peasants into the RCs and letting convicts off easy. He waves vigourously splashing a few drops of beer on nearby patrons. His woman tears her adoring eyes of Kamekaze and looks round at Cartor and blushes, she had never met the Duke before. "Ah! Cartor my good lord have a seat, this is err... ummm Caroline??"
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"Susan" she says slightly put out but still.
 
"Susan" she says slightly put out but still.
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"Ah sorry midear the beers you know... Anyway Susan this is Cartor, he's the reason I'm celebrating. Bartender another roundof beers. So where's Erica?? Give her the slip you sly dog you"
 
"Ah sorry midear the beers you know... Anyway Susan this is Cartor, he's the reason I'm celebrating. Bartender another roundof beers. So where's Erica?? Give her the slip you sly dog you"
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Cartor smiles "She didn't feel like coming out. Its been a while since I've been in a pub, getting old and I'm grumpy you know how it is."
 
Cartor smiles "She didn't feel like coming out. Its been a while since I've been in a pub, getting old and I'm grumpy you know how it is."
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"No fortunately I don't." and then under his breath, "tonight I'm 26" winks.
 
"No fortunately I don't." and then under his breath, "tonight I'm 26" winks.
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The beers arrive and Kamekaze slips him the silver, the bartender bows low and returnsto his other customers. "A toast, to Domus and her new marshal"
 
The beers arrive and Kamekaze slips him the silver, the bartender bows low and returnsto his other customers. "A toast, to Domus and her new marshal"
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Kamekaze
 
Kamekaze
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Roleplay from Cartor   
 
Roleplay from Cartor   
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Cartor drank from the beer he had been tosting with. It was very bitter, "Could I have a whisky?" Kamekaze looked up from his drink; or Susan's bosom, "Gettings spoiled?" Cartor grabbed for the bottle, "No, drunk." Kamekaze gulped in another beer and started to laugh.
 
Cartor drank from the beer he had been tosting with. It was very bitter, "Could I have a whisky?" Kamekaze looked up from his drink; or Susan's bosom, "Gettings spoiled?" Cartor grabbed for the bottle, "No, drunk." Kamekaze gulped in another beer and started to laugh.
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"Now tell me, you grumpy man, why did you decide to marry Erica?" "We aren't married..." Kamekaze hicked slightly, "Whatever..." Cartor let the comment for what it was, "I suppose I love her, I mean she is beautyfull, smart, very philosophic, ..." "Yeah yeah stop the list, stud, I believe she is a fine choise." Cartor drank, looked at Kamekaze, "She is you nkow..."
 
"Now tell me, you grumpy man, why did you decide to marry Erica?" "We aren't married..." Kamekaze hicked slightly, "Whatever..." Cartor let the comment for what it was, "I suppose I love her, I mean she is beautyfull, smart, very philosophic, ..." "Yeah yeah stop the list, stud, I believe she is a fine choise." Cartor drank, looked at Kamekaze, "She is you nkow..."
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"I would like to love one day too..." Cartor looked up, "Never loved anyone before?" Kamekaze looked a bit tipsy, "Sure, but not really "love", I was never attracted to anyone to say I would spend my entire life with her." "Or him in your case." Kamekaze didn't notice it, "Or him..." Kamekaze echoed abscently, he seemed to doze off a bit. "Sure I'll pay..." Cartor sighted.
 
"I would like to love one day too..." Cartor looked up, "Never loved anyone before?" Kamekaze looked a bit tipsy, "Sure, but not really "love", I was never attracted to anyone to say I would spend my entire life with her." "Or him in your case." Kamekaze didn't notice it, "Or him..." Kamekaze echoed abscently, he seemed to doze off a bit. "Sure I'll pay..." Cartor sighted.
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Cartor
 
Cartor
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<b>Roleplay from Kamekaze
 
<b>Roleplay from Kamekaze
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As Cartor was paying for his whiskeys, Kamekaze snored loudly and accidentally on purpose lolled his head sideways for a better view of Susan's cleavage. She pretended to be annoyed but Kame knew she was loving the attention. He picked his head up again took the whiskey Cartor had bought him took a sip and felt alot more awake. Looking around he spotted Vlad looking sad in the rain outside. Though he would have laughed and pointed had he been sober, he went to the bouncer and told him that Vlad didn't have a woman and needed to be inside. Kame greeted Vlad jovially and said "Welcome Stallion to the Vlad hic" He caught the eye of a nice brunette winked and nodded his head in Vlad's soggy direction. She came over to make Vlad a little more comfortable, "Vlad this is Charlene". "Bartender" having got the bartender's attention he snapped his fingers in a flambouyant way five times and ithin a few moments a bottle of Tequilla, three shot glasses, a sliced lemon and a salt shaker found themselves on the table of the expectant party. Kamekaze took off his glove and slapped Cartor and Vlad lightly on the cheeks "I challenge you Cartor, Vlad to a duel. I bet I can drink you both under the table, ladies please feel free to join in."
 
As Cartor was paying for his whiskeys, Kamekaze snored loudly and accidentally on purpose lolled his head sideways for a better view of Susan's cleavage. She pretended to be annoyed but Kame knew she was loving the attention. He picked his head up again took the whiskey Cartor had bought him took a sip and felt alot more awake. Looking around he spotted Vlad looking sad in the rain outside. Though he would have laughed and pointed had he been sober, he went to the bouncer and told him that Vlad didn't have a woman and needed to be inside. Kame greeted Vlad jovially and said "Welcome Stallion to the Vlad hic" He caught the eye of a nice brunette winked and nodded his head in Vlad's soggy direction. She came over to make Vlad a little more comfortable, "Vlad this is Charlene". "Bartender" having got the bartender's attention he snapped his fingers in a flambouyant way five times and ithin a few moments a bottle of Tequilla, three shot glasses, a sliced lemon and a salt shaker found themselves on the table of the expectant party. Kamekaze took off his glove and slapped Cartor and Vlad lightly on the cheeks "I challenge you Cartor, Vlad to a duel. I bet I can drink you both under the table, ladies please feel free to join in."
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Kamekaze
 
Kamekaze
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Roleplay from Talless the Tactical   
 
Roleplay from Talless the Tactical   
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Talless snaps up apparently annoyed
 
Talless snaps up apparently annoyed
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YOU MEN ARE SO INCOURTEOUS! IF YOU EVER ACT LIKE THIS IN AESTUS ILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
 
YOU MEN ARE SO INCOURTEOUS! IF YOU EVER ACT LIKE THIS IN AESTUS ILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
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Talless pats Fluffy on his head and summons her maiden
 
Talless pats Fluffy on his head and summons her maiden
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Maiden: Yes m'lady
 
Maiden: Yes m'lady
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See to it that all the liquer in Aestes is poored out, make it in a landfill, also make sure all new shipments are rejected.
 
See to it that all the liquer in Aestes is poored out, make it in a landfill, also make sure all new shipments are rejected.
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The maiden looks shocked and begins to object when....
 
The maiden looks shocked and begins to object when....
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NOT A WORD! I am to be obeyed without question! Alcohol does nothing but turn noblemen into slobs who cheat on thier wives at night and beat them during the day.
 
NOT A WORD! I am to be obeyed without question! Alcohol does nothing but turn noblemen into slobs who cheat on thier wives at night and beat them during the day.
  
Maidem: ........b-but
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Maiden: ........b-but
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GET MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
GET MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The maiden runs off slightly frightened hoping the reaction of the people is better than the mood her mistress is in.
 
The maiden runs off slightly frightened hoping the reaction of the people is better than the mood her mistress is in.
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Talless the Tactical
 
Talless the Tactical
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<b>Roleplay from Kamekaze
 
<b>Roleplay from Kamekaze
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Upon recieving Talless' message Kamekaze promptly sends messages out to the pubs of Aestus, and a few servants he used to know well: Smuggle all the liquer out of Aestus, safe storage in the Stallion will be available. "Well it's about time I called it a night. Come Susan I want to show you something. Tell me have you ever seen the back seat of a silver spokes grade 5 carraige??" She giggles. He waves back at the now unconsious Cartor who is crumpled under the table and Vlad who is trying to explain to Charlene the basic financial system of Caligus (wise move considering he's with Veni.) As he goes by the bouncer he says "See to it that Cartor makes it back to the palace safely, make up any excuse for him being drunk to his girlfriend. Do this and I'll see to it that a shiney gold coin finds its way into your pocket next time I'm here."
 
Upon recieving Talless' message Kamekaze promptly sends messages out to the pubs of Aestus, and a few servants he used to know well: Smuggle all the liquer out of Aestus, safe storage in the Stallion will be available. "Well it's about time I called it a night. Come Susan I want to show you something. Tell me have you ever seen the back seat of a silver spokes grade 5 carraige??" She giggles. He waves back at the now unconsious Cartor who is crumpled under the table and Vlad who is trying to explain to Charlene the basic financial system of Caligus (wise move considering he's with Veni.) As he goes by the bouncer he says "See to it that Cartor makes it back to the palace safely, make up any excuse for him being drunk to his girlfriend. Do this and I'll see to it that a shiney gold coin finds its way into your pocket next time I'm here."
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Kamekaze
 
Kamekaze
 
Marshal of the army of Domus</b>
 
Marshal of the army of Domus</b>

Revision as of 14:58, 4 June 2006

Shortly after his appointment Kamekaze has drinks with Cartor

Roleplay from Kamekaze


Kamekaze is already in his reserved booth in his favourite pub The Sedated Stallion. Drinking with a woman in his left arm and a nice cold one sloshing down he throat when out of the bottom of his beer mug he spots Cartor walking into the bar after a hard days work forcing peasants into the RCs and letting convicts off easy. He waves vigourously splashing a few drops of beer on nearby patrons. His woman tears her adoring eyes of Kamekaze and looks round at Cartor and blushes, she had never met the Duke before. "Ah! Cartor my good lord have a seat, this is err... ummm Caroline??"


"Susan" she says slightly put out but still.


"Ah sorry midear the beers you know... Anyway Susan this is Cartor, he's the reason I'm celebrating. Bartender another roundof beers. So where's Erica?? Give her the slip you sly dog you"


Cartor smiles "She didn't feel like coming out. Its been a while since I've been in a pub, getting old and I'm grumpy you know how it is."


"No fortunately I don't." and then under his breath, "tonight I'm 26" winks.


The beers arrive and Kamekaze slips him the silver, the bartender bows low and returnsto his other customers. "A toast, to Domus and her new marshal"


Kamekaze Marshal of the army of Domus


Roleplay from Cartor


Cartor drank from the beer he had been tosting with. It was very bitter, "Could I have a whisky?" Kamekaze looked up from his drink; or Susan's bosom, "Gettings spoiled?" Cartor grabbed for the bottle, "No, drunk." Kamekaze gulped in another beer and started to laugh.


"Now tell me, you grumpy man, why did you decide to marry Erica?" "We aren't married..." Kamekaze hicked slightly, "Whatever..." Cartor let the comment for what it was, "I suppose I love her, I mean she is beautyfull, smart, very philosophic, ..." "Yeah yeah stop the list, stud, I believe she is a fine choise." Cartor drank, looked at Kamekaze, "She is you nkow..."


"I would like to love one day too..." Cartor looked up, "Never loved anyone before?" Kamekaze looked a bit tipsy, "Sure, but not really "love", I was never attracted to anyone to say I would spend my entire life with her." "Or him in your case." Kamekaze didn't notice it, "Or him..." Kamekaze echoed abscently, he seemed to doze off a bit. "Sure I'll pay..." Cartor sighted.


Cartor Duke of Domus


Roleplay from Kamekaze


As Cartor was paying for his whiskeys, Kamekaze snored loudly and accidentally on purpose lolled his head sideways for a better view of Susan's cleavage. She pretended to be annoyed but Kame knew she was loving the attention. He picked his head up again took the whiskey Cartor had bought him took a sip and felt alot more awake. Looking around he spotted Vlad looking sad in the rain outside. Though he would have laughed and pointed had he been sober, he went to the bouncer and told him that Vlad didn't have a woman and needed to be inside. Kame greeted Vlad jovially and said "Welcome Stallion to the Vlad hic" He caught the eye of a nice brunette winked and nodded his head in Vlad's soggy direction. She came over to make Vlad a little more comfortable, "Vlad this is Charlene". "Bartender" having got the bartender's attention he snapped his fingers in a flambouyant way five times and ithin a few moments a bottle of Tequilla, three shot glasses, a sliced lemon and a salt shaker found themselves on the table of the expectant party. Kamekaze took off his glove and slapped Cartor and Vlad lightly on the cheeks "I challenge you Cartor, Vlad to a duel. I bet I can drink you both under the table, ladies please feel free to join in."


Kamekaze Marshal of the army of Domus


Roleplay from Talless the Tactical


Talless snaps up apparently annoyed


YOU MEN ARE SO INCOURTEOUS! IF YOU EVER ACT LIKE THIS IN AESTUS ILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!


Talless pats Fluffy on his head and summons her maiden


Maiden: Yes m'lady


See to it that all the liquer in Aestes is poored out, make it in a landfill, also make sure all new shipments are rejected.


The maiden looks shocked and begins to object when....


NOT A WORD! I am to be obeyed without question! Alcohol does nothing but turn noblemen into slobs who cheat on thier wives at night and beat them during the day.


Maiden: ........b-but


GET MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The maiden runs off slightly frightened hoping the reaction of the people is better than the mood her mistress is in.


Talless the Tactical Baroness of Aestus


Roleplay from Kamekaze


Upon recieving Talless' message Kamekaze promptly sends messages out to the pubs of Aestus, and a few servants he used to know well: Smuggle all the liquer out of Aestus, safe storage in the Stallion will be available. "Well it's about time I called it a night. Come Susan I want to show you something. Tell me have you ever seen the back seat of a silver spokes grade 5 carraige??" She giggles. He waves back at the now unconsious Cartor who is crumpled under the table and Vlad who is trying to explain to Charlene the basic financial system of Caligus (wise move considering he's with Veni.) As he goes by the bouncer he says "See to it that Cartor makes it back to the palace safely, make up any excuse for him being drunk to his girlfriend. Do this and I'll see to it that a shiney gold coin finds its way into your pocket next time I'm here."


Kamekaze Marshal of the army of Domus