Grindle Family

The Grindles have a long and interesting history, but sadly have such poor memories that no-one now has much of a clue what that history involves. But being a noble family, they assume it to involve dragons, heroics, and the conquering of tea plantations.

Hopefully over time, the family will be able to write down their triumphs and failures for future Grindles to read and forget. Sadly, they are more likely to spend it fighting for their lands, and raiding tea and biscuits from the local peasants through charm, cunning and swordsmanship.

Crip Grindle

Crip Grindle is the eldest currently touring the Battlemaster lands. He started his career in Elroth, in the Duchy of Barad Gardor, under Falasan rule, where he was quick to enter battle against Eston. He prefers Earl Grey and dark chocolate hobnobs.

Dor Grindle

Dor, first cousin of Crip, is also on Atamara, in Abington. He has done little of note other than wasting the family fortune paying troops that have no-one to fight. He prefers Darjeeling with a little milk, bourbons and coconut rings.

Cal Grindle

Cal, second cousin to Crip and Dor, is the grouchy inhabitant of the region of Perdan, a Knight of Perdan Mines. He tends to think that everything should be Perdan His, and longs to show how much better he is than Crip and Dor. His lavish tastes include Assam, with giant chocolate-chip cookies.