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A brief introduction: It all started the day that Thanatos crowned Shaman Detinu the Count of Rollsovar after Gander was exiled from the region. Shaman saw the need to eliminate the chance of the same thing happening to himself. He wanted to have a region in which he was loved by all the people. | A brief introduction: It all started the day that Thanatos crowned Shaman Detinu the Count of Rollsovar after Gander was exiled from the region. Shaman saw the need to eliminate the chance of the same thing happening to himself. He wanted to have a region in which he was loved by all the people. | ||
| − | One wacky idea he got made him think he could selectively breed all the people into one mind set. The mind set that Shaman is always right and will rule supreme | + | One wacky idea he got made him think he could selectively breed all the people into one mind set. The mind set that Shaman is always right and will rule supreme forever. |
| − | So the breeding began, warriors, intellects, officials, sportsmen and all different types of humans were | + | So the breeding began, warriors, intellects, officials, sportsmen and all different types of humans were separated into groups and the breeding began. |
After two months, Shaman realised the program was taking too long and it was suddenly abandoned after a day of drinking where Shaman abolished just about all the rules he had made. | After two months, Shaman realised the program was taking too long and it was suddenly abandoned after a day of drinking where Shaman abolished just about all the rules he had made. | ||
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Once upon a time a Tilogian claimed ancient rights to Rollsovar, stealing the title of Count from Shaman. This man called Kaonyth ruined Shaman's plans and after an intense debate with some Tilogian scum, it was announced that Shaman had been breeding cockroaches in his spare time. | Once upon a time a Tilogian claimed ancient rights to Rollsovar, stealing the title of Count from Shaman. This man called Kaonyth ruined Shaman's plans and after an intense debate with some Tilogian scum, it was announced that Shaman had been breeding cockroaches in his spare time. | ||
| − | The scum pool | + | The scum pool had by now taken on a green glow, and was home to the biggest, strongest, and meanest cockroaches in the Colonies. Why? No one really knew but Shaman knew he had a good operation going on. |
| − | Until | + | Until the day when Yukiko, the Chief Embezzler of Outer Tilog decided to send a research team to the pool, and start making her own cockroach meals. If this wasn't enough of a blow to Shaman, Yukiko then decided to take over the operation and rename it some ridiculous name. <i>(Actually, It was merely folded into the Tilogian Financial Ministry in an effort to improve efficiency. Its official name is the Branch for Roach Utilization and Nefarious Culinary Hegemony... what's so ridiculous about that? It's not any less practical than "CoRPSE")</i> |
| − | I mean, with so little money, its not like Yukiko is busy doing the accounts for Tilogia is it? Anyway back to the story, well, | + | I mean, with so little money, its not like Yukiko is busy doing the accounts for Tilogia is it? Anyway back to the story, well, that’s pretty much the end. Giblot is currently trying to take back the region and Shaman has promised to kill Yukiko's Head (and Body) Chef, who (being Tilogian) isn't at all impressed with idle death threats. |
Who succeeds? We shall see. | Who succeeds? We shall see. | ||
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| + | <i>This article has been fact-checked and approved by the Outer Tilog Financial Ministry's Propaganda and Auditing Task Squad. (PrATS) Have a foul day.</i> | ||
Revision as of 20:16, 16 November 2005
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Rollsovar; A land of hills, rivers, a booming economy and Shaman; Giblot's self-appointed Chief of Reproductional Persons Service Experiment (Corpse). The place where it all started.
A brief introduction: It all started the day that Thanatos crowned Shaman Detinu the Count of Rollsovar after Gander was exiled from the region. Shaman saw the need to eliminate the chance of the same thing happening to himself. He wanted to have a region in which he was loved by all the people.
One wacky idea he got made him think he could selectively breed all the people into one mind set. The mind set that Shaman is always right and will rule supreme forever.
So the breeding began, warriors, intellects, officials, sportsmen and all different types of humans were separated into groups and the breeding began.
After two months, Shaman realised the program was taking too long and it was suddenly abandoned after a day of drinking where Shaman abolished just about all the rules he had made.
Once upon a time a Tilogian claimed ancient rights to Rollsovar, stealing the title of Count from Shaman. This man called Kaonyth ruined Shaman's plans and after an intense debate with some Tilogian scum, it was announced that Shaman had been breeding cockroaches in his spare time.
The scum pool had by now taken on a green glow, and was home to the biggest, strongest, and meanest cockroaches in the Colonies. Why? No one really knew but Shaman knew he had a good operation going on.
Until the day when Yukiko, the Chief Embezzler of Outer Tilog decided to send a research team to the pool, and start making her own cockroach meals. If this wasn't enough of a blow to Shaman, Yukiko then decided to take over the operation and rename it some ridiculous name. (Actually, It was merely folded into the Tilogian Financial Ministry in an effort to improve efficiency. Its official name is the Branch for Roach Utilization and Nefarious Culinary Hegemony... what's so ridiculous about that? It's not any less practical than "CoRPSE")
I mean, with so little money, its not like Yukiko is busy doing the accounts for Tilogia is it? Anyway back to the story, well, that’s pretty much the end. Giblot is currently trying to take back the region and Shaman has promised to kill Yukiko's Head (and Body) Chef, who (being Tilogian) isn't at all impressed with idle death threats.
Who succeeds? We shall see.
This article has been fact-checked and approved by the Outer Tilog Financial Ministry's Propaganda and Auditing Task Squad. (PrATS) Have a foul day.
