Avamar Times/Issue 6

THE AVAMAR TIMES

Head Editor: Sir Lalakis
Reporter: Tzoutzoukos
Special Thanks to: All Avamarians

Issue: No.6 (February)

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Avamar is Dead, Long Live Avamar!

City of Oligarch, January

The combined armies of Fontan and Sirion, two supreme militarist powers, and of Old Rancagua, their petty puppet, put an end to the reign of Culture in East Continent. After many years of an uneven struggle against the odds, the People's Republic of Avamar, fell to Doccy's barbaric hordes.

With outstanding bruatlity the invaders set the whole City on fire.

Mother of All Battles: http://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php/The_Mother_Of_All_Battles

More to be added

People's Republic of Avamar: An Undying Ideal

Avamar is stronger than ever! New Avamarians, enemies united us, meanwhile the Government of Avamar, now in exile, continues its functions normally, Avamarian National Anthem http://www.myspace.com/documentariescc. More to be added

Fontan's Realm-Count

Who's Next? Fontan...A Proud Realm. The only -official- Democracy in East Continent. A Realm where every single troop leaders gets respect and fair treatement. A Democracy where everybody enjoy equal votes, and every voice or opinion is cherished! Is everything really so ideal? Unfortunately the true story is rather different...Fontan is the only realm in East Continent that played an active role to the extinction of four realms, giving the fatal blow to two of them... Coimbra, an ally of Fontan, was the first realm to feel Fontan's Democratic values. Poor Coimbra was reduced to one region when the mighty Democracy of Fontan decided that their allies had suffered a lot already and there was no reason for the Coimbrans to see their realm destroyed by enemies. Thus they relieved their allies from the pain to see their realm dying and took over the last region of Coimbra. It is rather ironic that since then they are trying to refound the realm they destroyed. Maybe it is purely a tactical move. If Fontan ever needs new regions it can always take some from its allies. That's why the friends are for! Rancagua, defended against Old Rancagua and Sirion for long. But eventually Rancaguans were pushed to their capital, the City of Kazakh. A big siege was undergoing and the smell of death and destruction reached the Fonatnese nostrils. Where the scavengers of Fontan could find a better chance to wipe out another weak opponent? Eleador during the last years was always a peaceful realm with good relationships with all its neigbours. Until Doccy decided that Eleador, the weakest realm in East Continent, posed a threat to his empire. After reducing it to one region, Fontan felt comfortable enough to declare war on Eleador and take over its last region. Another great victory for Democracy was achieved! People's Republic of Avamar, was always a true problem for the great Democratic values of Fontan. Was there an internal unreast in Fontan? It was obvious that the damned Avamarians were terrorising the innocent peasants. Was there low tax income? Avamarian infiltrators were corrupting the civil servants of the Democracy! Were there monsters in a Fontanese region? They were send or directly control by Avamarian dark magicians! Did Alexi the Paranoid had a tooth-ache? His Avamarian-made toothbrush was poisoned! Thus they waited for long, crawling in their hellholes, poisoning the minds of their young nobles and filling their hearts with hatred, until the right chance was presented. The true master of Fontan (Doc, who else?) ordered his puppets to attack! Well done to Fontan Democracy! Soon your values will be spread to the world, as no enemies will have been left (and as long as Doccy allows it of course)!

A Prophecy Comes True

Darkness above East Continent Tzoutzoukos has prophesised that Avamar won't fall, as long as the sun rises from the East. Later on Kolya interpreted the full prophecy as it is now written in the Great Library of Avamar: "The city of Avamar shan't fall until The Sun comes rising over that West hill Fear will spike to the hearts of men And all East Continent will have a big problem" Avamar fell...The day the whole continent was covered by dust, the day the Sun didn't come out at all. And all realms suffered from the anger of the Gods, as Nature itself wept over the lost Gem of the Continent.

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