Tribal Rag/October2010
Tribal Rag
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5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium! READ WHY So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up... Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper. By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again. So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work. Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.
They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.
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