Chocxal News
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Chocxal News | ||
Price: None... why do we want your money? If you really want to, send 4 silver to the presses. | News from the desert!** Please shake any sand out AWAY from people's faces. | Issue Number: 1 |
Chief Editor:Torsaan the Great Resident Overzealous Lunatic:Xanio the Great Want to contribute? Add your name, and a spiffy title! |
Goat Curry anyone? | |
Those goats have been pulverized, but I will give them something. They are resilient. Unfortunately, everyone knows they are planing a colony. Where? Who knows. But, all I know is their sacred animal does taste good after a nice game of soccer. - Xanio the Great |
Talerium Newspaper surfaces! | |
There was much applause today as the Chocxal News rolled of the presses. It is heard that the illiterate peasants were particularly pleased. -- Torsaan the Great |
**These are all the opinions of a priest who hasn't seen war in months, a lunatic who loves his realm too much, and (insert title here!)