Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis
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Sir Facade,
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands.
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion.
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.
Erik Eyolf Serpentis
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more.
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boosting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.
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