Tribal Rag/September2010
Tribal Rag
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19 September 2010 - Slaymaster Seeks Slayers Roleplay from Sun Tzu Slaymaster Message sent to everyone in your realm (24 recipients) Sir Sun Tzu walked briskly to the recruitment centres to look for some harden warriors to go battle alongside him. He headed straight for the stables as he enjoys going into battles with cavalrymen and charge headlong to lob off the heads of his enemies with his mighty axes. He saw many of the horses there but was not satisfy with their quality. Most were swift and he can see they have enough muscles to move at the speed required for attack but they were dumb stupid type of horses that do not have the intelligence to quickly follow commands for evasive movements in defence. Their armour was also of particular poor quality and in one inspection, Sun Tzu did one swift kick at a horse with its armour on and the horse died on him. 'Bah', Sun Tzu cursed, 'Dumb ponies'. After spending the whole evening looking at all the horses, Sun Tzu finally settled on the Sky Lancers. 'These will have to do', spits Sun Tzu as he mounts one of the horses. 'Give me these six and five riders to go with them. I want the best riders ya can find and ones that can swing a blade well. Be swift about it or I'll punch ya in the face', Sun Tzu growled at the recruiter. 'and really when ya can get ya finger out, go look for some better breeds'. 'Yes, m'lord... I will.. I will... That... that will be thirty five gold coins Sir...' the recruiter whimpered. 'Darn it!' cursed Sun Tzu, 'the ferry men took me gold. I'll be back peasant. Keep these horses for me or I'll punch ya in the face if I don't find them 'ere when I am back.'
Oath Offered Lord 1 is offering you an oath of fealty. You can become a knight of his region POVERTY if you are willing to pledge your service in exchange for 35 % of the Region's tax income. You can accept or reject the offer on your Oath Offers page.
Well I am not a border region but my region could use a new knight. Lord 2
Lord 2, I would like to enquire what percentage income I can get from serving Region X? I am a greedy man that needs much gold to spend on women, beer and weapons. Regards, Sun Tzu Slaymaster (Noble)
Sir Sun Tzu, Welcome to Talerium. We are always in need of strong warriors here in the desert, and I have a feeling you would enjoy our fuzzy bunny hunts, although we are on the brink of war. I can arrange for suitable accommodations for you in Axtli if you desire, although Lord 3 is in deeper need of a knight. Solak Marioneaux Finance Minister of Talerium, Viscount of Axtli, Marshal of the Home Guard
Sun Tzu Slaymaster (Noble)
I can offer you (NOT ENOUGH)% of the regions income right now. There is a chance that I raise it up after you serve the realm for so long. Also I will give you the money to enlarge your estates as well. Lord 2
Lord 2 is offering you an oath of fealty. You can become a knight of his region X if you are willing to pledge your service in exchange for (NOT ENOUGH) % of the Region's tax income. You can accept or reject the offer on your Oath Offers page.
Sir Sun Tzu, As much as I would enjoy having a knight, I have other motives to keep in mind, the principal being maintaining the food production which has slumped due to knights going missing. I will personally pay you xxx gold to be in Lord 3's employ because of this. Solak Marioneaux Finance Minister of Talerium, Viscount of Axtli, Marshal of the Home Guard
Finance Minister Solak, How much percentage of the regional income would I get for serving the region? The problem with Lord 3's region is that it ..(sensitive information)...and I don't get a cut of the food production. It is not really one off gold I am looking for but a sizeable gold income to support my troops weekly and my beer money. Oh and the hookers. I have a large appetite there as well. Always need to have a wild party to de-stress co |
