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==Current Events== | ==Current Events== | ||
+ | ===Sordnaz Speaks On The War=== | ||
+ | (February 03) | ||
+ | Letter from Sordnaz | ||
+ | Message sent to everyone in your realm | ||
+ | Vikings! | ||
+ | |||
+ | It just hit me that I havent explained why we are at war with MinasIthil | ||
+ | or why we loot RedSpan. I do know that you all live for raidsand loot but | ||
+ | with a cause those things might be a little morefun. | ||
+ | |||
+ | The war with Minas Ithil is simple, we were to defend Norland butMinas | ||
+ | Ithils evil ruler Dead Angel3 made one of his infiltratorbackstab good | ||
+ | old Salem for preaching in the streets...No one doesthat without paying | ||
+ | in full for his actions. I have never left aviking out to dry and war | ||
+ | has been declared for less. | ||
+ | |||
+ | RedSpan, well they... eh.. have gold and .. they happened to bewhere our | ||
+ | horde was. The Fact that Darka decided to make them payfor the attack they | ||
+ | suffered months ago and that the whole Talerianarmy was there also has | ||
+ | something to do with it. Why climb thewalls of Stargard when you can have | ||
+ | two huge armies tear them downfor you. The Mighty goat of RedSpan is not | ||
+ | lasughing anymore. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Eston has some quarrels with Falasan and Tara has a claim on acouple | ||
+ | of Falasan regions as well, something about having to manypeople and | ||
+ | not enough food. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Abington did what any good federate would do and responded toRedSpans | ||
+ | cry for help. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ASI our old friends have decided to side with evil, they arecurrrently | ||
+ | in the northern Minas Ithil eating grass and cuddlingwith horses. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Caglian Empire the Central Atamaras lion, who knows what they | ||
+ | arethinking, the Carelian issue is out of the picture and that leavesus | ||
+ | with Carelia and Caglian Empire as two realms in peace while therest of | ||
+ | the world is fighting in one way or the other. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Cathrine, Falasans Queen was last seen entering the luxuary resortof | ||
+ | Xanadu or was it Europe? Tank was elected King and he is notonly ruler | ||
+ | now but also the founder of the "Black Mamabs", adangerous combination | ||
+ | if you ask me. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Two more issues of great importance. | ||
+ | |||
+ | The Badgers in Lamia have increased in numbers over the last coupleof months | ||
+ | and the peasants talks of rumours mentioning the "GiantBadger", if he is | ||
+ | back then we will face a real danger unless wecan strike some kind of deal. | ||
+ | |||
+ | There are also rumours from Norland about an army of Squirrels inShiwerwood. | ||
+ | The Norland Althing will not confirm or deny therumours but some of | ||
+ | their members have been seen shipping theirstash of chutney out of | ||
+ | Shiverwood and to safety in Brackhead. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Follow orders and stay alert! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Sordnaz | ||
+ | Dictator of Barony of Makar, Duke of Sale | ||
+ | |||
+ | While it is true this paper has previously reported on this issue (after obtaining a copy of Sordnaz's letter to the other rulers), this is truely interesting. We finally see everyones reasons for all these wars - not that we care. We get to loot, who cares why? | ||
===War with Minas Ithil === | ===War with Minas Ithil === | ||
(Just catching up on the important stuff, this happened January 24) | (Just catching up on the important stuff, this happened January 24) |