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There is usually a period of peace and silence in Sirion that starts roughly around the 22nd of December, that lasts for an icredible couple of weeks! The silent times usually end in early January. On another note, LoF is throwing a nice tournament, and I will be there to provide some coverage on it. The last tournament went mostly unmentioned because someone either A. Poisoned my food, or B. My drink. I was quite ill during the whole thing, and remember very little. I wonder if someone is trying to take what is left of my life? -Doc | There is usually a period of peace and silence in Sirion that starts roughly around the 22nd of December, that lasts for an icredible couple of weeks! The silent times usually end in early January. On another note, LoF is throwing a nice tournament, and I will be there to provide some coverage on it. The last tournament went mostly unmentioned because someone either A. Poisoned my food, or B. My drink. I was quite ill during the whole thing, and remember very little. I wonder if someone is trying to take what is left of my life? -Doc | ||
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+ | ==First Design Pattern Authorized in the History of Sirion== | ||
+ | December 30th, | ||
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+ | Earlier today, Sir Hyraltic granted Uncle Adrian exclusive right to the special herb grown in Sirion, marking the first pattern to be enacted. The herb and its growth methods were introduced to Sirion by me and it should only be fair that I have some rights over it. | ||
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+ | This, however, was not welcomed by all. Tung, who had originally planned to compete with Uncle Adrian Enterprise, now has to pay royalties or withdraw his plans. He who laughs last, laughs best. | ||
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+ | MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! - Adrian | ||
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===Elven Tribune=== News and Events from the great Elven Realm of Sirion on the East Continent
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ContentsCURRENT AFFAIRSHoliday Silence in SirionThere is usually a period of peace and silence in Sirion that starts roughly around the 22nd of December, that lasts for an icredible couple of weeks! The silent times usually end in early January. On another note, LoF is throwing a nice tournament, and I will be there to provide some coverage on it. The last tournament went mostly unmentioned because someone either A. Poisoned my food, or B. My drink. I was quite ill during the whole thing, and remember very little. I wonder if someone is trying to take what is left of my life? -Doc
First Design Pattern Authorized in the History of SirionDecember 30th, Earlier today, Sir Hyraltic granted Uncle Adrian exclusive right to the special herb grown in Sirion, marking the first pattern to be enacted. The herb and its growth methods were introduced to Sirion by me and it should only be fair that I have some rights over it. This, however, was not welcomed by all. Tung, who had originally planned to compete with Uncle Adrian Enterprise, now has to pay royalties or withdraw his plans. He who laughs last, laughs best. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! - Adrian |
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