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− | Over 200 nobles are gathering in Sirion, and several of them flockings towards my Mansion in | + | Over 200 nobles are gathering in Sirion, and several of them flockings towards my Mansion built in the outskirts of our Capital, built overlooking the beautiful River. The gates are open for all that wish to enjoy a good discussion of politics, culture and anything else they have on their mind. I have provided all my guests with several herbs, roots, mushrooms, teas, alcoholic beverages and treats from the Doughnut Shop I built in Oligarch City. Everything has been carefully picked by my servants and I, and inspected for quality. Rest assured that all will have a memorable experience...and be close to regions sacred and precious to Sirion, as no foriegners have ever set foot in numerous sacred groves..so enjoy that which you do not see grow. |
Please do not eat more than you can chew, do not drink more than you can swallow...and for heaven's sake...do not smoke more than you can breathe...unfortunately, a stray Dog wandered into one of the rooms (The one with the Massive Peace Bong) and fell over dead, heart stopped cold...from the smoke in the room. Please avoid the room with the Large Red Doors, only older folk such as myself that have properly trained in the ways and can openly engage with the spirits are allowed there. If your body and mind are weak, you will not leave this room...please...I have enough spirits keeping me company here without needing to add another. | Please do not eat more than you can chew, do not drink more than you can swallow...and for heaven's sake...do not smoke more than you can breathe...unfortunately, a stray Dog wandered into one of the rooms (The one with the Massive Peace Bong) and fell over dead, heart stopped cold...from the smoke in the room. Please avoid the room with the Large Red Doors, only older folk such as myself that have properly trained in the ways and can openly engage with the spirits are allowed there. If your body and mind are weak, you will not leave this room...please...I have enough spirits keeping me company here without needing to add another. |
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===Elven Tribune=== News and Events from the great Elven Realm of Sirion on the East Continent
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ContentsCURRENT AFFAIRSTournament looks...HUGE!!!Over 200 nobles are gathering in Sirion, and several of them flockings towards my Mansion built in the outskirts of our Capital, built overlooking the beautiful River. The gates are open for all that wish to enjoy a good discussion of politics, culture and anything else they have on their mind. I have provided all my guests with several herbs, roots, mushrooms, teas, alcoholic beverages and treats from the Doughnut Shop I built in Oligarch City. Everything has been carefully picked by my servants and I, and inspected for quality. Rest assured that all will have a memorable experience...and be close to regions sacred and precious to Sirion, as no foriegners have ever set foot in numerous sacred groves..so enjoy that which you do not see grow. Please do not eat more than you can chew, do not drink more than you can swallow...and for heaven's sake...do not smoke more than you can breathe...unfortunately, a stray Dog wandered into one of the rooms (The one with the Massive Peace Bong) and fell over dead, heart stopped cold...from the smoke in the room. Please avoid the room with the Large Red Doors, only older folk such as myself that have properly trained in the ways and can openly engage with the spirits are allowed there. If your body and mind are weak, you will not leave this room...please...I have enough spirits keeping me company here without needing to add another. Enjoy any other room...only one room will be locked, of course, and that is my personal bedroom...but all other rooms are open. Have a great time, and please do not harass the guards checking-in your weapons...they are only doing their job: Making sure the guests are safe while tipsy, or whatever else. -Doc
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Official Political PartiesGreen Party"Defending the Rights of all People to Toke freely in the Republic! Headquarters are in Oligarch City, next to the Doughnut Shop, in the Hemp Cafe" "Find a Peaceful Solution so we can all kick back and Relax!" YOUR PARTY HEREYOUR PARTY NEWS/MANTRA HERE |