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10 Silver	Editor-in-Chief: Lord Calvin the Unlucky	Issue One
Everything you need to know and nothing more.

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The War is Over!

His Royal Majesty King Grimrog has at last decided to show mercy to the backward, superstitious theocrats of Astrum and Niselur, much to their relief no doubt. His Majesty was unavailable to comment due to His tireless commitment to watching over the realm, however the Head Charlatan of Astrum Vasilif Sergio Mozzoni gave the following statement: “We are indeed grateful to His Royal Highness for the mercy He has shewn our stupid, backward realm. He is a Great King and I am a lowly mountebank living in shame.”

Phantaria Goes Back on Promise

Despite an understanding that the lowly Phantaria was to be elevated from the status of a weak, fledgling orphan-realm to a prestigious backwoods annex and recreational hunting ground for Asylon nobles, His Royal Majesty King Grimrog decided that they were not yet worthy of such an honour. His Majesty was unavailable to comment due to His tireless commitment to watching over the realm, but the glorified peasant Grand Prince Kale Perth of Phantaria issued the following statement: “It is no surprise to anyone that Phantaria did not meet His Majesty’s expectations. He is a Great King and I am merely the high-born son of a whore living in shame.”

Elections

Quarterly elections are being held for the positions of High Magistrate and Treasury Logothete. Running are incumbent High Magistrate Henrich Eyolf Serpentis, who is also the Viscount of Kid’s Rock and a Priest of the Cult of Bloodmoon, and Viscount Maron Altir of Lowervia. Viscount Henrich issued the following statement: “With your trust, I intend to continue serving the kingdom as High Magistrate. Along the calm waves and harsh times of war, I served within our laws and confiscated a good amount of gold form our prisoners since it's a good tradition inside my family. I'm always honored to serve our King and defend Asylon, my new motherland.” Storm General of Asylon Earl Edwyle Stark of Tofino declared his support for Lord Henrich stating “There is no better nobleman for the position of High Magistrate that the Lord Henrich Eyolf. He has proven many times to be a true Asylonian. My trust is in him.” The Eyolf family recently invested 350 gold in the region of Itau, increasing production by 120%. The only candidate so far for Treasury Logothete is incumbent Earl Wulfric Lucifer of Itaufield. Earl Wulfric’s scribe delivered the following statement, “I shall be running again as Treasury Logothete. I would be honoured to have your continued support.”

New Knight in Asylon

A new knight has emerged from the ranks of the Asylon nobles. Cassius Zweiblumen started his career. He originates from Kosht. He comes from a new noble family and he might need some assistance to get started. Mentors, take note. You can check the background of this family or send a welcome message. Said Sir Cassius, “Greetings! I have recently arrived to this beautiful land. I will do all in my power to defend it from whatever threatens to deface it.”

Situation Calm in Vakreno Heaps

Everything is fine in Vakreno Heaps. Reports that starving peasants have risen up against their lord are vicious rumours spread by enemies of Asylon. Some foreign insurgents who sought to destabilize Asylon by causing trouble in Vakreno Heaps were promptly arrested by His Majesty the King and put to work in the mines. Grimrog Bjarnson, King of Asylon, Royal of Asylon, Duke of Bloodmoon, Earl of Via was spotted wearing the Ralag's Crown. Grimrog Bjarnson, King of Asylon, Royal of Asylon, Duke of Bloodmoon, Earl of Via was spotted wearing the Thrice-Blessed Chain Mail. Glaumring Apasurain, Royal of Asylon was spotted wielding the Mighty Dagger. Glaumring Apasurain, Royal of Asylon was spotted wearing the Daemonic Vest of the Foolish. Everyone in the realm can aid the takeover by going to Vakreno Heaps and using the takeover support options available there.

Drought in West Hills Ended

The drought in the West Hills has ended. The stupid peasants were afraid that food would run low. They should have known that the leadership of Asylon would provide for them. A few hundred were executed due to their lack of faith. The rest were spared in a gracious display of mercy by the realm leadership.

Battles Rage Throughout Central and Southern Asylon

Foreign insurgents made the mistake of attacking several regions including Aspar, Vakreno Heaps, Tofino and Koshtlom. The very brave Edwyle Starck, Storm General of Asylon, Earl of Tofino was spotted wearing the Black Ring. The insurgents expressed regret for their foolhardiness prior to their execution. Grimrog Bjarnson, King of Asylon, Royal of Asylon, Duke of Bloodmoon, Earl of Via was spotted wearing the Ralag's Crown. Grimrog Bjarnson, King of Asylon, Royal of Asylon, Duke of Bloodmoon, Earl of Via was spotted wearing the Thrice-Blessed Chain Mail.

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