Difference between revisions of "Chocxal News"

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==Lack of Articles...==
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Yeah, so we have no articles yet... so what? You think I have loads of time? Pft, yeah right! What you don't realize... if you take the slope of the line which passes through (-5,3) and (6,0) and add it to the sum of it's y-intercept and the slope you get 12/11 or 1.0909090909091? Yeah, look!
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title = Goat Curry anyone?|
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article = Those goats have been pulverized, but I will give them something. They are resilient. Unfortunately, everyone knows they are planing a colony. Where? Who knows. But, all I know is their sacred animal does taste good after a nice game of soccer. <br><i>- Xanio the Great</i>|
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m=(0)-(3)/(6)-(-5)
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m=-3/11
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title = Talerium Newspaper surfaces!|
 
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article = There was much applause today as the Chocxal News rolled of the presses. It is heard that the illiterate peasants were particularly pleased. <br><i>-- Torsaan the Great</i>|
So...  y=mx+b
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(0)=(-3/11)(6)+b 
 
0=-18/11+b                                 
 
18/11=b
 
 
 
Then obviously...
 
-3/11+(18/11+-3/11)
 
-3/11+15/11
 
12/11
 
 
 
Yeah, skills. But please, when we have something good, delete this. Pointless rambling isn't useful. Perhaps.
 
  
  
 
*These are all the opinions of a priest who hasn't seen war in months, a lunatic who loves his realm too much, and (insert title here!)
 
*These are all the opinions of a priest who hasn't seen war in months, a lunatic who loves his realm too much, and (insert title here!)

Revision as of 02:51, 2 February 2007

Chocxal News
Price: None... why do we want your money? If you really want to, send 4 silver to the presses. News from the desert!* Please shake any sand out AWAY from people's faces. Issue Number: 1

Chief Editor:Torsaan the Great
Resident Overzealous Lunatic:Xanio the Great
Want to contribute? Add your name, and a spiffy title!
Goat Curry anyone?
Those goats have been pulverized, but I will give them something. They are resilient. Unfortunately, everyone knows they are planing a colony. Where? Who knows. But, all I know is their sacred animal does taste good after a nice game of soccer.
- Xanio the Great
Talerium Newspaper surfaces!
There was much applause today as the Chocxal News rolled of the presses. It is heard that the illiterate peasants were particularly pleased.
-- Torsaan the Great


  • These are all the opinions of a priest who hasn't seen war in months, a lunatic who loves his realm too much, and (insert title here!)