Difference between revisions of "Outer Tilog (Realm)/Nursery"

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=A lullabye, Tilogian=
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''Pharmakeus, Chief Poisoner of Outer Tilog''
 
''Pharmakeus, Chief Poisoner of Outer Tilog''
 
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<pre>Hush little baby I know what you crave
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<pre>Hush little Garmy, I know what you crave
 
Pharma's gonna to buy you a Giblet slave
 
Pharma's gonna to buy you a Giblet slave
  
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And if that virgin starts to beg
 
And if that virgin starts to beg
Pharma's gonna beat her with her leg
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Pharma's gonna beat her with her own leg
  
And if that Leg begins to break
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And if that leg begins to break
 
Pharma's gonna carve out a big old steak
 
Pharma's gonna carve out a big old steak
  
And take that steak juicy and Raw
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And take that steak juicy and raw
Pharma's gonna toss it in Garms nasty maw
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Pharma's gonna toss it in Garm's nasty maw
  
 
And when Garm swallows that juicy steak down
 
And when Garm swallows that juicy steak down

Revision as of 23:40, 23 May 2006

A lullabye, Tilogian style

Pharmakeus, Chief Poisoner of Outer Tilog


Hush little Garmy, I know what you crave
Pharma's gonna to buy you a Giblet slave

And if that Giblet slave won't bow
Pharma's gonna buy you an undead cow

And if that undead cow actually dies
Pharma's gonna buy you the Lord of Flies

and if that Lord of Flies won't play
Pharma's gonna buy you a virgin to slay

And if that virgin starts to beg
Pharma's gonna beat her with her own leg

And if that leg begins to break
Pharma's gonna carve out a big old steak

And take that steak juicy and raw
Pharma's gonna toss it in Garm's nasty maw

And when Garm swallows that juicy steak down
He'll be the meanest creature in town.

Now nighty night little Garm. You're gonna grow up to be a big big...thing