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| width="40%" bgcolor="White" | '''Lead Editor: [[Felhand Family/Davendrall|Davendrall]]''' ([[User:X-anne-x]]) <br>'''Editor, Agony Aunt and Official Spell-checker: [[Van_Dell_Family/Anneliese|Anneliese]]''' ([[User:Audacity]])
 
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The Muninn Newsrag! The Newspaper about the glorious vikings of gloriousness of Norland! The Muninn Newsrag is named after Muninn, the owl of memory. This owl is owned by Odin, one of the Viking Gods of [[The Way of the Hammer]]. Although Norland has...mysteriously disappeared (but secretly we all know Xaphan forgot where he put it), the memory of Norland still lives on in the Norlanders who continue to seek a way to make a new Norland. As such, a paper about Norlanders, is named the newspaper of the memory. The paper is currently based in [[Barad Lacirith]], Capital of Eston, where there is a current infestation of Norlanders. The main editor is [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall|Davendrall Felhand]] who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall#The Cute Cookie Corporation|The Cute Cookie Corporation]]. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rabbit. And in each rabbit's furry little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.
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The Muninn Newsrag! The newspaper about whatever random things are happening in the lives of the writers and whatever realm they happen to be in at the time, and whatever strange and funny stuff they can think of at the time. The paper is currently based in <s>[[Barad Lacirith]], Capital of Eston</s> somewhere in Carelia. The main editor is [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall|Davendrall Felhand]] who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall#The Cute Cookie Corporation|The Cute Cookie Corporation]]. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rabbit. And in each rabbit's furry little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.
  
==Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit==
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==Archives & Adventures==
  
Also read the [[Muninn_Newsrag/Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit|Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit]], tales of the editors of this Newspaper, published by the Editors of this Newspaper available for your personal entertainment now!
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For past articles, please see the [[Muninn_Newsrag/archive|archive]].
  
==Archives==
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Also read the [[Muninn_Newsrag/Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit|Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit]], tales of the editors of this Newspaper, published by the Editors of this Newspaper available for your personal entertainment!
 
 
*[[Muninn_Newsrag/July 2010|July 2010]]
 
*[[Muninn_Newsrag/August 2010|August 2010]]
 
*[[Muninn_Newsrag/September 2010|September 2010]]
 
  
 
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<center>The Fantastic, the Wonderful, the Moving Brothel! <br>Location: Elonias' Tent
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It is my displeasure to report that there is yet another brothel opening in Eston, though this one has several unique features that makes it worthy of an article in the newsrag:
 
 
 
*It is a moving brothel; it currently in Elost and may soon be in Barad Riel.
 
*It is open at all hours
 
 
 
And, finally the last and most unique feature: it is owned by a noble woman known as Davendrall Felhand, and its primary... ahem, ''employee'' is a peasant woman known as 'Elonias Myork'la'. She pretends to a man, and refuses all men that come to her, and will only reveal herself to the man that can charm her clothes off.
 
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Lead Editor: Davendrall (User:X-anne-x)
Editor, Agony Aunt and Official Spell-checker: Anneliese (User:Audacity)
Cost: 3 cookies March 2011

The Muninn Newsrag! The newspaper about whatever random things are happening in the lives of the writers and whatever realm they happen to be in at the time, and whatever strange and funny stuff they can think of at the time. The paper is currently based in Barad Lacirith, Capital of Eston somewhere in Carelia. The main editor is Davendrall Felhand who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; The Cute Cookie Corporation. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rabbit. And in each rabbit's furry little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.

Archives & Adventures

For past articles, please see the archive.

Also read the Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit, tales of the editors of this Newspaper, published by the Editors of this Newspaper available for your personal entertainment!

This Month's Paper


Ask Anne the Agony Aunt
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