Difference between revisions of "Muninn Newsrag"

From BattleMaster Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 
(71 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
−
{| border="3" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%""
+
{|border="3" style=" border-right: 3px solid #000; border-left: 3px solid #000; border-bottom: 3px solid #000; border-top: 3px solid #000; background-color: #000; width: 100%"
−
|align="center" width="100%" colspan="3" style="font-size: 500%; text-align: center;"|[[File:Hamster.jpg|100px]] MUNINN NEWSRAG [[File:Hamster.jpg|100px]]
+
|align="center" width="100%" colspan="3" style="font-size: 400%; text-align: center;"|[[File:Hamster2.JPG|100px]]{{c|BlueViolet|MUNINN NEWSRAG}} [[File:Hamster2.JPG|100px]]
 
|-
 
|-
−
| width="33%" | Cost: 3 cookies
+
| width="40%" bgcolor="White" | '''Lead Editor: [[Felhand Family/Davendrall|Davendrall]]''' ([[User:X-anne-x]]) <br>'''Editor, Agony Aunt and Official Spell-checker: [[Van_Dell_Family/Anneliese|Anneliese]]''' ([[User:Audacity]])
−
| width="33%" align="center"|Editor: Davendrall Felhand
+
! width="30%" align="center" bgcolor="White" |Cost: 3 cookies
−
| width="34%" align="right"|May 2010
+
!width="30%" align="right" bgcolor="White" |March 2011
 
|-  
 
|-  
 
| width="100%" colspan="3" text-align="center"|
 
| width="100%" colspan="3" text-align="center"|
 
|}
 
|}
  
−
The Muninn Newsrag! This Newspaper about the glorious vikings of gloriousness of Norland! The Muninn Newsrag is named after Muninn, the owl of memory. This owl is owned by Odin, one of the Viking Gods of [[The Way of the Hammer]]. Although Norland has...mysteriously disappeared (but secretly we all know Xaphan forgot where he put it), the memory of Norland still lives on in the Norlanders who continue to seek a way to make a new Norland. As such, a paper about Norlanders, is named the newspaper of the memory. The paper is currently based in [[Barad Lacirith]], Capital of Eston, where there is a current infestation of Norlanders. The main editor is [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall|Davendrall Felhand]] who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall#The Cute Cookie Corporation|The Cute Cookie Corporation]]. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rodent. And in each rabbit's, squirrel's and Hamster's fury little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.
+
The Muninn Newsrag! The newspaper about whatever random things are happening in the lives of the writers and whatever realm they happen to be in at the time, and whatever strange and funny stuff they can think of at the time. The paper is currently based in <s>[[Barad Lacirith]], Capital of Eston</s> somewhere in Carelia. The main editor is [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall|Davendrall Felhand]] who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall#The Cute Cookie Corporation|The Cute Cookie Corporation]]. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rabbit. And in each rabbit's furry little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.
  
−
Under Construction by Rodents
+
==Archives & Adventures==
  
−
{{WotH_article
+
For past articles, please see the [[Muninn_Newsrag/archive|archive]].
−
|date=Wednesday 26th May 2010
 
−
|title=Chaos in Eston
 
−
|article=Reports have been coming from in and around the capital of Eston about sudden chaos spreading in many regions. The peace and tranquility of Eston has been progressively destroyed, replaced by terrors never seen before. Slum housing around Barad Lacirith has abruptly caught fire, after fire retardant squirrels, set alight, were fired through walls from what appeared to be giant catapults. In the center of the city there have been rumors of a giant squirrel, by the name of Xaphan claiming to be a nobleman joining the realm, and has even been granted an oath with a region lord. Tavern brawls have increased by 162% since the chaos began, with many drinkers having hallucinations, apparently from drinking Leprechaun Wine. But all this is insignificant compared to the information that has recently been revealed: All the cookies in Eston have been stolen!
 
  
−
There is only once explination for all of this. The Norlanders have come to Eston!
+
Also read the [[Muninn_Newsrag/Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit|Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit]], tales of the editors of this Newspaper, published by the Editors of this Newspaper available for your personal entertainment!  
  
−
Written by [[Felhand_Family/Davendrall|Davendrall]]
+
=This Month's Paper=
 +
 
 +
{|align=right border="0" style="  border-right: 3px solid #000; border-left: 3px solid #000; border-bottom: 3px solid #000; border-top: 3px solid #000; background-color: #8A2BE2; width: 28%"
 +
|-
 +
!<br><font size=4>Ask Anne the Agony Aunt
 +
|-
 +
|______________________________________
 +
|-
 +
|• Anneliese will resume answering questions <s>when she feels like it</s> shortly.
 +
|-
 +
|______________________________________
 +
|-
 +
|-
 +
|''Advertisement''
 +
|-
 +
|[[File:Leprechaun_Wine.JPG|275px]]
 +
|-
 +
|[[File:Pest_Control.JPG|275px]]
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
 
 +
{{MN_article
 +
|date=Date
 +
|title=Title
 +
|article=Placeholder text
 +
|editor= [[Felhand Family/Davendrall|Davendrall]]
 
}}
 
}}
 +
 +
[[Category:Newspapers of Atamara]]
 +
[[Category:Newspapers]]

Latest revision as of 08:16, 22 March 2014

Hamster2.JPGMUNINN NEWSRAG Hamster2.JPG
Lead Editor: Davendrall (User:X-anne-x)
Editor, Agony Aunt and Official Spell-checker: Anneliese (User:Audacity) 		Cost: 3 cookies March 2011

The Muninn Newsrag! The newspaper about whatever random things are happening in the lives of the writers and whatever realm they happen to be in at the time, and whatever strange and funny stuff they can think of at the time. The paper is currently based in Barad Lacirith, Capital of Eston somewhere in Carelia. The main editor is Davendrall Felhand who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; The Cute Cookie Corporation. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rabbit. And in each rabbit's furry little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.

Archives & Adventures

For past articles, please see the archive.

Also read the Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit, tales of the editors of this Newspaper, published by the Editors of this Newspaper available for your personal entertainment!

This Month's Paper


Ask Anne the Agony Aunt
______________________________________
• Anneliese will resume answering questions when she feels like it shortly.
______________________________________
Advertisement
Leprechaun Wine.JPG
Pest Control.JPG


Title Date
Placeholder text
Editor: Davendrall
Retrieved from "https://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Muninn_Newsrag&oldid=175248"