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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 30, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Gods have Cursed the Elven Race. Elves soon to be Extinct!<br />
|article = The whole of Sirion are in mourning as people comes to terms with the extinction of the elven race. People are holding vigils around temples with little lighted candles and friends and families huddle each other crying softly at the impending doom of their race. Prayers are been chanted around most cities to no avail. Condolences have been sent from across all parts of East Continent. <br />
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More news to follow...<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 30, 2010<br />
|headline = The Elven Chronicle Launched<br />
|article = Due to ownership issue, The Elven Tribune is now renamed as The Elven Chronicle breaking all ties with its past. This is due to some Lords in Sirion putting pressure on the newspaper to try to suppress our breaking news story and the reporting of the extinction of Elven race in order to dampen down potential civic unrest.<br />
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We, the people here at the Elven Chronicle, will not be silence and will give you the hardest hitting headlines from Sirion and all over East Continent. We promise always to give you the latest news first, right here at The Elven Chronicle. <br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 30, 2010<br />
|headline = Ibladesh Colony Renamed the 'Diocese of Aix' with an Old Parchment as its Flag<br />
|article =Letter from Theuderik Cuvelier <br />
Message sent to the Judges of East Continent <br />
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Fellow judges, <br />
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I would like to welcome the most honourable Elishev amongst us, as Patriarch of the new founded Diocese of Aix. In one letter I will make clear that whatever criminal acts are committed in Aix, will be considered a direct crime in Ibladesh too. After all, the city is part of our Church and we are united through faith. <br />
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A glorious day for the Empire! Congratulations Elishev! <br />
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Yours, <br />
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Theuderik Cuvelier <br />
Patriarch of Ibladesh, Viscount of Noritor<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 30, 2010<br />
|headline = The Elven Tribune Gives Advice on Safety Procedures<br />
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What to Do:<br />
* Do not drink from rivers and try to stay away from them until further notice.<br />
* Try to get all your water source from wells and even then to boil the water.<br />
* All fish caught from rivers should be thrown away.<br />
* Travel to the coast for your baths in the sea. It might make your elven skin rougher so apply sweet almond oil and fruit juices to maintain healthy skin. Other ingredients to use are chamomile, peppermint, witch hazel, aloe, and can be mixed with oils, honey or beeswax.<br />
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KEEP CALM and CARRY ON.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 30, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: Elven Genocide Perpetrated by Nefarious Wizard<br />
|article = Breaking News story and what could turn out to be biggest major news story of the year.<br />
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A nefarious wizard is found to be behind a conspiracy to commit Elven genocide by casting his magic spells in the river and lakes of Sirion causing Elves to be impotent and unable to have children. [[Talk:Elves]]<br />
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Unless the Gods intervene this might turn out be the end of the future of the Elven race as we know it and this newspaper would have to change to be called - The Human Tribune - News from the Land of the Mighty Humans.<br />
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There are massive protest rallies gathered at all the towns and cites of Sirion against the cruelty and hatred of this despicably evil wizard and a 'Just say No to Racism' campaign has quickly gathered momentum. Many scarecrow dressed up as the wizard has been burnt by groups of yoofs and many darker elements have taken this opportunity create havoc at these protests. This could turn out to be very ugly. <br />
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More updates on this breaking news to follow. The Elven Tribune will bring you the news of this as it happens.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 29, 2010<br />
|headline = Ibladesh Creates Colony at Aix<br />
|article = <center>Ibladesh has created a colony at Aix and Aeolus Ironsun proclaimed as the Pontifex of Ibladesh Colony.</center>}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 29, 2010<br />
|headline = Fontan Welcomes Sirionite Troops with Food and Gold<br />
|article = In an attempt at appeasement towards the first step of seeking peace (aka surrender) with Sirion, Fontanese lords welcomed Sirionite troops to Oberndorf and Braga by laying out large investments in their regions as soon as they saw the approaching Sirionite forces crossing into their borders.<br />
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Even though Fontan had suffered acute shortage of food in recent times with a third of the population dying of hunger, they have shown their immense generosity in laying out most welcoming feasts for the liberating Sirionite Armies.<br />
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The Armies of Sirion would like to extent their thanks especially to Lord Aulus Severus of Oberndorf and Lord Prandur of Braga for their hospitality and that the helpings of food and gold have gone down extremely well with our warriors.<br />
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This could turn out to be the turning point where Fontan might be able to bring peace (aka surrender) a step closer for their malnourished people and the beginning of the end to this war.<br />
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29/09/10 - Battle in Braga - Fontan vs. Sirion -Estimated strengths: 80 men vs. 690 men - Defender Victory!<br />
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28.09/10 - Battle in Oberndorf - Sirion vs. Fontan - Estimated strengths: 363 men vs. 53 men - Attacker Victory!}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 27, 2010<br />
|headline = Sirionite Troops Close Harems and Free POW from Salta<br />
|article = On entering SoA there are many large signs written:<br />
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'Welcome to SULTANATE OF ASENA<br />
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If you come in peace then you are welcome to feast in our homes.<br />
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Trouble seekers, if lucky you will grace our harems and serve to our pleasure otherwise consider yourself a Wolf meal.'<br />
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As Sirionite forces continue their liberation war against SoA, troops entering Salta has found numerous hidden harems housing prisoners of wars from many realms and local criminals. Many battle-harden warriors have been reduced to quivering wreaks from having to serve these idiosyncratic pleasures of the Asena nobility where their culture meant a preference for men and boys and particular expensive acquisitions considered to be those that have a violent personality and men of war.<br />
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Public opinion in Sirion of these new findings has strengthen the calls in the current defensive strategy towards a more offensive strategy and to divert more of the resources towards liberating the population of SoA from their oppressive Sultan and their nobility.<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 27, 2010<br />
|headline = SoA's Information Minister Claims Victory as SoA Men Die Around Him<br />
|article = SoA's Information Minister made a public speech to the foreign emissaries staying in Salta claiming there were no Sirionite forces in Salta and that Sirionites were committing suicide by their hundreds at Salta's gates. At the time of the speech, Sirionite Troops were patrolling the streets merely a stone's throw away from the gathering audience.<br />
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He said that Sirionites "are going to surrender or be burnt in their thousands. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender" and talked of his visions of victory for the 'invincible' Asena army.<br />
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''As for chain of defeats, on the contrary victory is becoming the norm here'' - the Information Minster quoted the words of his Sultan whilst Asena forces were being massacred around him.<br />
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It is reported that SoA's mobile army has only 1.5k survivors left holed up in Oroya and this week has been one of the worse defeat the army has suffered over the last few months. <br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 27, 2010<br />
|headline = Routing SoA's Army Part 2 <br />
|article = Battle in Salta - Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena - Estimated strengths: 205 men vs. 111 men - Attacker Victory!<br />
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Battle in Pedrera - Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena - Estimated strengths: 340 men vs. 30 men - Attacker Victory!}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 27, 2010<br />
|headline = Routing SoA's Army Part 1<br />
|article = Battle in Pedrera - Sirion vs Sultanate of Asena - Estimated strengths: 403 men vs 143 men - Attacker Victory!}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 26, 2010<br />
|headline = SoA's Follow Up Troops Commit Suicide <br />
|article = Battle in Caqueta - Sultanate of Asena vs. Sirion - Estimated strengths: 128 men vs. 651 men - Defender Victory!}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 25, 2010<br />
|headline = SoA's Sneak Attack Destroyed <br />
|article = Battle in Caqueta<br />
Sultanate of Asena vs. Sirion<br />
Estimated strengths: 560 men vs. 680 men<br />
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The Iron Wolves of Asena (Sultanate of Asena), sponsored by Vanya Bluelake, Defterdar of Sultanate of Asena, Duchess of Oroya, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Alparslan Kalkandelen.<br />
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The Sultanate's Striking Fury (Sultanate of Asena), sponsored by Edmund George, Duke of Kazakh, were led into battle by Marshal Murphy Guardians.<br />
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Defender Victory!}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 23, 2010<br />
|headline = Final Round: Fontan Attacks Braga ....................... FAIL<br />
|article = Battle in Braga<br />
Sirion vs. Fontan<br />
Estimated strengths: 350 men vs. 100 men<br />
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The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Marshal Ilias Thunthorn.<br />
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The Glinmar Light Raiders (Sirion), sponsored by Alain Revan, Banker of Sirion, Count of Glinmar, were led into battle by Marshal Leoma Tahlim.<br />
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Attacker Victory!}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 23, 2010<br />
|headline = Round 3: Fontan Attacks Again?? FAIL<br />
|article = Battle in Braga<br />
Sirion vs. Fontan<br />
Estimated strengths: 400 men vs. 340 men<br />
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The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Marshal Ilias Thunthorn.<br />
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The Glinmar Light Raiders (Sirion), sponsored by Alain Revan, Banker of Sirion, Count of Glinmar, were led into battle by Marshal Leoma Tahlim.<br />
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The Fontan Strike Regiment (Fontan), sponsored by Sir Zadek Dragul, Chancellor of Fontan, Marshal of the Manticores, were led into battle by Marshal Thorius Furion Archbane.<br />
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The Order of The Thunder (Fontan), sponsored by Reven Gert Belver, Duke of Fontan, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Justin Azul.<br />
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Attacker Victory!}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 22, 2010<br />
|headline = Round 2: Fontan Attacks Again FAIL<br />
|article = Battle in Braga<br />
Sirion vs. Fontan<br />
Estimated strengths: 550 men vs. 220 men<br />
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The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Marshal Ilias Thunthorn.<br />
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The Glinmar Light Raiders (Sirion), sponsored by Alain Revan, Banker of Sirion, Count of Glinmar, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Elisedd Deytheur.<br />
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The Fontan Strike Regiment (Fontan), sponsored by Sir Zadek Dragul, Chancellor of Fontan, Marshal of the Manticores, were led into battle by Marshal Thorius Furion Archbane.<br />
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Attacker Victory!}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 22, 2010<br />
|headline = Round 1: Fontan Counterattacks Braga with Everything FAIL<br />
|article = Battle in Braga<br />
Fontan vs. Sirion<br />
Estimated strengths: 1430 men vs. 1170 men<br />
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The Red Dragons (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Karion Da Hadez.<br />
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The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Marshal Ilias Thunthorn.<br />
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The Glinmar Light Raiders (Sirion), sponsored by Alain Revan, Banker of Sirion, Count of Glinmar, were led into battle by Marshal Leoma Tahlim.<br />
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The Democratic Guard (Fontan), sponsored by Basilius Decimus (Lord), were led into battle by Marshal Guis'wa TithOnanka.<br />
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The Fontan Strike Regiment (Fontan), sponsored by Sir Zadek Dragul, Chancellor of Fontan, Marshal of the Manticores, were led into battle by Marshal Thorius Furion Archbane.<br />
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Defender Victory!}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 21, 2010<br />
|headline = Sirion's Sir Guy Revan Collects 7000 Gold from Bounty.<br />
|article = Nobles of Sirion, <br />
for anyone who doubted me, let it be known...I am still the best shadow walker there is. <br />
For decades the bounty on Lady Evangeline (Uceek) 's head grew larger and larger, as she angered very important people. But no one claimed it...no one could claim it. I tried many times in my youth, but I was too brash and foolish then, and she was a great swordsman in her day, and one tough woman. <br />
All the work has paid off. Sir Jun Hinamoto and I tracked her down, and though he was captured he helped me to set up the perfect assault on the perfect target. <br />
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This 7,000 gold bounty, I claim in the name of House Revan, House Hinamoto, and Sirion!<br />
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Guy Revan (Knight of Glinmar)<br />
}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 20, 2010<br />
|headline = Fontan Begs for Peace!<br />
|article = In the latest news on the war front, Chancellor Zadek of Fontan appears to beg for peace as reported in the newspaper [[Caligan_Courier/September'10SpecialEdition]].<br />
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''Peace has been my goal from the outset of this war in the north'' - now claims Chancellor Zadek.<br />
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Although the Chancellor did admit that he offered unreasonable terms of surrender.<br />
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''I have tried numerous times to negotiate peace with Sirion, but terms can never seem to be agreed upon'' (our surrender).<br />
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The news on the offer of peace have met with lukewarm response in Sirion.<br />
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It seems likely that the war will continue until Fontan realise the fall of their realm is imminent and have to give unconditional surrender terms. But it is likely Sirion will offer what peace Fontan offered OR. That is none at all.<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 20, 2010<br />
|headline = Braga Attacked - Takeover Initiated<br />
|article = Battle in Braga Sirion vs. Fontan Estimated strengths: 330 men vs. 150 men Attacker Victory!<br />
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Total casualties: 13/345 attackers (3.8%), 150/150 defenders (100%) <br />
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Dargoan Dannov (Knight of Karbala, Fontan) has been wounded.<br />
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Hannibal of Carthage (Knight of Ashforth, Fontan) has been wounded.<br />
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Takeover initiated<br />
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Ryu has initiated a Brutal Takeover of Braga, currently belonging to Fontan.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 18, 2010<br />
|headline = Meteor Kills Knight<br />
|article = Sir Johannes dies from an infection after being hit by a meteor. Many members of Sirionite nobility offered their condolences at the freak accident.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 17, 2010<br />
|headline = Commonyr Captured from Fontan!<br />
|article = After 4 days, Commonyr has been successfully converted to your realm and the people are now hailing to a new government.<br />
The militia unit Peasant Militia starts a guerilla war against the usurpers.<br />
The survivors of the militia/guard unit Peasant Militia surrender.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 17, 2010<br />
|headline = Ceasefire Declared with OI<br />
|article = <center>Sirion and Obsidian Islands have ended their hostilities and agreed to a cease fire.</center>}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 17, 2010<br />
|headline = Infiltrators Captured<br />
|article = <center>Kaysa Hyde, an infiltrator working for Fontan captured in Commonyr.</center> <br />
<center>Vardamir of Umbar, an infiltrator working for Perdan captured in Perdan.</center>}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 17, 2010<br />
|headline = Fontan Ruler Re-Elected<br />
|article = <center>The realm of Fontan has elected Zadek Dragul as its Chancellor. He received 35% of the valid votes cast.</center>}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 15, 2010<br />
|headline = History of the Beginning of War with Fontan by ex-Prime Minster of Sirion<br />
|article = Baron Romul and nobles of Sirion, <br />
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Your review of history was good but you seems to imply that I left the realm out of how we really sided with OR and not Fontan. I have mentioned this many times over the years so I didn't hide it. <br />
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For the most part what Romul said was correct. The part is not is I didn't side with OR right off the bat. When Fontan broke our federation agreement they immediately declared war on us. They did this so they could fight OR. Fontan expected Sirion to not get involved even though Fontan just broke the strongest bond you can have between realms. With that said Sirion did not act on the declaration of war from Fontan. Twice 1-2 units from Fontan attacked Oligarch city (at that time under the Sirion flag). I warned their ruler the first time but he claimed it an accident. Then it happened again. Fontan again claimed it an accident but I informed Fontan that if it happened again then Sirion would act. <br />
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Now this is where the story is told differently in Fontan. Fontan claims that after these small attacks that Sirion joined forces with OR and then attack Fontan. They claimed we started the war with them at this time when in reality they broke our treaty and declared war on us first. Now contrary to Fontan's claim that we went to war with them after these small attack we didn't. I should know I was Sirion's ruler and know when Fontan pushed us to act. After the small attacks Fontan was giving their final warning. Fontan was not allowed to use any Sirion region to travel through so they couldn't attack OR. At that time OR held the region of Bruck. Sirion sent about 2-3K into Bruck to keep Fontan from attacking or taking OR's region. <br />
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With all that happened between OR and Fontan I was trying to get them to work it out. Blocking Bruck was an attempt to keep talks going and not push this into a full blown war. Now Sirion forces were in Bruck for at least a day when Fontan sent a large army into Bruck thus attacking both Sirion/OR troops. This was the final straw so at that time Sirion put all their armies into motion to stop Fontan from destroying OR. <br />
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Now one slight change to Romul's message is that OR would probably have fell with just Fontan/SOA attacking them. Sirion was aiding them the best we could even though we lost Avamar city to Fontan. It would have been a slow death but they would have eventually taken all the regions. What sped up the process was Westmoor joining our enemies which tipped the scales so much that Sirion could no longer protect OR and thus it fell quickly. Westmoor claimed to me that they had no ill will against OR. Even though they said this when I told them OR would be destroyed because Sirion couldn't protect them they claimed it was not their fault. This came from the realm that went to war with us because they claimed we kidnapped their King (ooc:the player went inactive) when they couldn't provide proof we did such a thing. I offered them many times to send their nobles around Sirion to investigate, so they could see we didn't have him but they never did. Matter of fact they never tried to look for him just brought their army along with Fontan/SOA in attacking our regions.<br />
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Sir Handow Meadowcrest}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = September 15, 2010<br />
|headline = The Elven Tribune Starts Again<br />
|article = The Elven Tribune to be printed again. All the latest news stories from the land of the Mighty Elves is here. Sign up to your copy delivered monthly.}}<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Talk:The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144734Talk:The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-06T21:33:34Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<div>'''October 3, 2010 <br />
''Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers'' ''' <br />
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Your Character has no information on any such occurance, so you cannot comment on it. [[User:The Scipii Family|The Scipii Family]]<br />
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yeah I can. I have my investigative reporters everywhere on the East Continent and plenty of spy reports, rumours, news and views from a variety of sources. Don't forget the Emperor of OI's relative is also serving in Sirion. People talk. The Elven Chronicle is not the best selling newspaper on East Continent for no reason. --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 19:01, 4 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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:: Unless you actually have noble spies reporting to you, Roleplaying peasant spies means nothing, so your character cannot realistically know and therefore cannot report this in the newspaper. [[User:RestonVanim|RestonVanim]]<br />
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:: Actually, I think you forget this is the wiki and not BM. I am not Roleplaying my newspaper articles. I am just writing OOC/IC funny articles for jokes. Like there is no Axis of Evil. I made that up. Or rather Duyba did and I stole his joke. Wait. That wasn't a joke. Well, I have made it a joke now. Maybe I should copyright it. What do you think? --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 23:33, 6 October 2010 (CEST)</div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144732The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-06T20:42:46Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 6, 2010<br />
|headline = Diocese of Aix Takes Second Region<br />
|article = Region Takeover - Diocese of Aix has taken control of Lorient , a former rogue region. Diocese of Aix now controls 2 regions.<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 6, 2010<br />
|headline = War Erupts! - Battles in Braga, Oporto, Commonyr, TOing of Obando Continues<br />
|article = Battle in Braga - Fontan vs. Sirion - Estimated strengths: 370 men vs. 620 men - Defender Victory!<br />
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Battle in Oporto - Sirion vs. Fontan - Estimated strengths: 220 men vs. 20 men - Attacker Victory!<br />
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Battle in Commonyr - Sirion vs Fontan - Exact strengths: 16 men vs 30 men - Attacker Victory!<br />
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Battles starting to heat up now with Sirion troops on the offensive TOing Braga, Toing Obando and a swift attacks of Oporto and Commonyr. 5.5k mobile Fontan troops hold up in Krimml - way short of what is needed to retake Braga.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 6, 2010<br />
|headline = Sirion On the Offensive - Obando Attacked.<br />
|article = Battle in Obando<br />
Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena<br />
Estimated strengths: 530 men vs. 110 men<br />
<br />
The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Vessol Mithridates.<br />
<br />
Attacker Victory!<br />
<br />
<br />
Takeover initiated - Webin has initiated a Brutal Takeover of Obando, currently belonging to Sultanate of Asena.<br />
<br />
<br />
As have said late last month, due to the findings of the despicable SoA's harems, public opinions have called for a more offensive strategy in dealing with the Sultanates. SoA has become complacent from the previous defensive strategy period with their forces marching in parts to the front line knowing that their forces would not be attacked. This time their part forces were caught out in Obando and were completely destroyed.<br />
<br />
<br />
Total Casualties: 34/434 (7.8%) Sirion, 101/110 (91.8%) SoA <br />
<br />
Estimated CS Lost: 391 Sirion, 1087 SoA - Numbers gathered by Lady Leoma's men.<br />
<br />
<br />
This offensive strategy might now make SoA's troop movements slower for the future with the need for their troops to move together and damages from battles would now be on SoA's soil.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 5, 2010<br />
|headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed.<br />
|article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops with many regions of Fontan lightly defended as parts of Fontanese army gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in.<br />
<br />
<br />
The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. <br />
<br />
<br />
The fact that Al Amarah is far out from their capital and closer to Sirion means it could be easily attacked again and all their civic work and maintenance in the region would be wasted. Fortification in Al Amarah has been rebuilt to motte and bailey for now so it looks like Fontan will try to keep hold of the region.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 4, 2010<br />
|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
<br />
In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144731The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-06T20:41:51Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 6, 2010<br />
|headline = Diocese of Aix Takes Second Region<br />
|article = Region Takeover<br />
Diocese of Aix has taken control of Lorient , a former rogue region. Diocese of Aix now controls 2 regions.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 6, 2010<br />
|headline = War Erupts! - Battles in Braga, Oporto, Commonyr, TOing of Obando Continues<br />
|article = Battle in Braga - Fontan vs. Sirion - Estimated strengths: 370 men vs. 620 men - Defender Victory!<br />
<br />
Battle in Oporto - Sirion vs. Fontan - Estimated strengths: 220 men vs. 20 men - Attacker Victory!<br />
<br />
Battle in Commonyr - Sirion vs Fontan - Exact strengths: 16 men vs 30 men - Attacker Victory!<br />
<br />
<br />
Battles starting to heat up now with Sirion troops on the offensive TOing Braga, Toing Obando and a swift attacks of Oporto and Commonyr. 5.5k mobile Fontan troops hold up in Krimml - way short of what is needed to retake Braga.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 6, 2010<br />
|headline = Sirion On the Offensive - Obando Attacked.<br />
|article = Battle in Obando<br />
Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena<br />
Estimated strengths: 530 men vs. 110 men<br />
<br />
The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Vessol Mithridates.<br />
<br />
Attacker Victory!<br />
<br />
<br />
Takeover initiated - Webin has initiated a Brutal Takeover of Obando, currently belonging to Sultanate of Asena.<br />
<br />
<br />
As have said late last month, due to the findings of the despicable SoA's harems, public opinions have called for a more offensive strategy in dealing with the Sultanates. SoA has become complacent from the previous defensive strategy period with their forces marching in parts to the front line knowing that their forces would not be attacked. This time their part forces were caught out in Obando and were completely destroyed.<br />
<br />
<br />
Total Casualties: 34/434 (7.8%) Sirion, 101/110 (91.8%) SoA <br />
<br />
Estimated CS Lost: 391 Sirion, 1087 SoA - Numbers gathered by Lady Leoma's men.<br />
<br />
<br />
This offensive strategy might now make SoA's troop movements slower for the future with the need for their troops to move together and damages from battles would now be on SoA's soil.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 5, 2010<br />
|headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed.<br />
|article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops with many regions of Fontan lightly defended as parts of Fontanese army gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in.<br />
<br />
<br />
The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. <br />
<br />
<br />
The fact that Al Amarah is far out from their capital and closer to Sirion means it could be easily attacked again and all their civic work and maintenance in the region would be wasted. Fortification in Al Amarah has been rebuilt to motte and bailey for now so it looks like Fontan will try to keep hold of the region.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 4, 2010<br />
|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
<br />
In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144730The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-06T20:40:16Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 6, 2010<br />
|headline = War Erupts! - Battles in Braga, Oporto, Commonyr, TOing of Obando Continues<br />
|article = Battle in Braga - Fontan vs. Sirion - Estimated strengths: 370 men vs. 620 men - Defender Victory!<br />
<br />
Battle in Oporto - Sirion vs. Fontan - Estimated strengths: 220 men vs. 20 men - Attacker Victory!<br />
<br />
Battle in Commonyr - Sirion vs Fontan - Exact strengths: 16 men vs 30 men - Attacker Victory!<br />
<br />
<br />
Battles starting to heat up now with Sirion troops on the offensive TOing Braga, Toing Obando and a swift attacks of Oporto and Commonyr. 5.5k mobile Fontan troops hold up in Krimml - way short of what is needed to retake Braga.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 6, 2010<br />
|headline = Sirion On the Offensive - Obando Attacked.<br />
|article = Battle in Obando<br />
Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena<br />
Estimated strengths: 530 men vs. 110 men<br />
<br />
The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Vessol Mithridates.<br />
<br />
Attacker Victory!<br />
<br />
<br />
Takeover initiated - Webin has initiated a Brutal Takeover of Obando, currently belonging to Sultanate of Asena.<br />
<br />
<br />
As have said late last month, due to the findings of the despicable SoA's harems, public opinions have called for a more offensive strategy in dealing with the Sultanates. SoA has become complacent from the previous defensive strategy period with their forces marching in parts to the front line knowing that their forces would not be attacked. This time their part forces were caught out in Obando and were completely destroyed.<br />
<br />
<br />
Total Casualties: 34/434 (7.8%) Sirion, 101/110 (91.8%) SoA <br />
<br />
Estimated CS Lost: 391 Sirion, 1087 SoA - Numbers gathered by Lady Leoma's men.<br />
<br />
<br />
This offensive strategy might now make SoA's troop movements slower for the future with the need for their troops to move together and damages from battles would now be on SoA's soil.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 5, 2010<br />
|headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed.<br />
|article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops with many regions of Fontan lightly defended as parts of Fontanese army gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in.<br />
<br />
<br />
The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. <br />
<br />
<br />
The fact that Al Amarah is far out from their capital and closer to Sirion means it could be easily attacked again and all their civic work and maintenance in the region would be wasted. Fortification in Al Amarah has been rebuilt to motte and bailey for now so it looks like Fontan will try to keep hold of the region.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 4, 2010<br />
|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
<br />
In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144722The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-06T13:04:36Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 6, 2010<br />
|headline = Sirion On the Offensive - Obando Attacked.<br />
|article = Battle in Obando<br />
Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena<br />
Estimated strengths: 530 men vs. 110 men<br />
<br />
The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Vessol Mithridates.<br />
<br />
Attacker Victory!<br />
<br />
<br />
Takeover initiated - Webin has initiated a Brutal Takeover of Obando, currently belonging to Sultanate of Asena.<br />
<br />
<br />
As have said late last month, due to the findings of the despicable SoA's harems, public opinions have called for a more offensive strategy in dealing with the Sultanates. SoA has become complacent from the previous defensive strategy period with their forces marching in parts to the front line knowing that their forces would not be attacked. This time their part forces were caught out in Obando and were completely destroyed.<br />
<br />
<br />
Total Casualties: 34/434 (7.8%) Sirion, 101/110 (91.8%) SoA <br />
<br />
Estimated CS Lost: 391 Sirion, 1087 SoA - Numbers gathered by Lady Leoma's men.<br />
<br />
<br />
This offensive strategy might now make SoA's troop movements slower for the future with the need for their troops to move together and damages from battles would now be on SoA's soil.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 5, 2010<br />
|headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed.<br />
|article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops with many regions of Fontan lightly defended as parts of Fontanese army gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in.<br />
<br />
<br />
The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. <br />
<br />
<br />
The fact that Al Amarah is far out from their capital and closer to Sirion means it could be easily attacked again and all their civic work and maintenance in the region would be wasted. Fortification in Al Amarah has been rebuilt to motte and bailey for now so it looks like Fontan will try to keep hold of the region.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 4, 2010<br />
|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
<br />
In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144721The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-06T13:02:57Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<div><center><br />
<font size="6" face="Bible Script">The Elven Chronicle</font><br />
</center><br />
<center><font size="2" face="arial">The Best Selling Newspaper on East Continent</font></center><br />
<br />
<table width="100%"><br />
<tr height="1"><br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 6, 2010<br />
|headline = Sirion On the Offensive - Obando Attacked.<br />
|article = Battle in Obando<br />
Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena<br />
Estimated strengths: 530 men vs. 110 men<br />
<br />
The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Vessol Mithridates.<br />
<br />
Attacker Victory!<br />
<br />
<br />
Takeover initiated - Webin has initiated a Brutal Takeover of Obando, currently belonging to Sultanate of Asena.<br />
<br />
<br />
As have said late last month, due to the findings of the despicable SoA's harems, public opinions have called for a more offensive strategy in dealing with the Sultanates. SoA has become complacent from the previous defensive strategy period with their forces marching in parts to the front line knowing that their forces would not be attacked. This time their part forces were caught out in Obando and were completely destroyed.<br />
<br />
<br />
Total Casualties: 34/434 (7.8%) Sirion, 101/110 (91.8%) SoA <br />
<br />
Estimated CS Lost: 391 Sirion, 1087 SoA - Numbers gathered by Lady Leoma's men.<br />
<br />
<br />
This offensive strategy might now make SoA's troop movements slower for the future by having to make their troops move together and damages from battles would now be on SoA's soil.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 5, 2010<br />
|headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed.<br />
|article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops with many regions of Fontan lightly defended as parts of Fontanese army gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in.<br />
<br />
<br />
The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. <br />
<br />
<br />
The fact that Al Amarah is far out from their capital and closer to Sirion means it could be easily attacked again and all their civic work and maintenance in the region would be wasted. Fortification in Al Amarah has been rebuilt to motte and bailey for now so it looks like Fontan will try to keep hold of the region.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 4, 2010<br />
|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
<br />
In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144720The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-06T12:45:34Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
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<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 6, 2010<br />
|headline = Sirion On the Offensive - Obando Attacked.<br />
|article = Battle in Obando<br />
Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena<br />
<br />
Estimated strengths: 530 men vs. 110 men<br />
<br />
The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Vessol Mithridates.<br />
<br />
Attacker Victory!<br />
<br />
<br />
Takeover initiated <br />
<br />
Webin has initiated a Brutal Takeover of Obando, currently belonging to Sultanate of Asena.<br />
<br />
<br />
As have said late last month, due to the findings of the despicable SoA's harems, public opinions have called for a more offensive strategy in dealing with the Sultanates. SoA has become complacent during the previous defensive strategy period when their forces marched in parts to the front line and this time their part forces in Obando were completely destroyed.<br />
<br />
<br />
Total Casualties: 34/434 (7.8%) Sirion, 101/110 (91.8%) SoA <br />
<br />
Estimated CS Lost: 391 Sirion, 1087 SoA - Numbers gathered by Lady Leoma's men.<br />
<br />
<br />
This offensive strategy might now make SoA's troop movements slower as they will have to be careful in moving their troops together for the future and with this new offensive strategy, the damage from battles will now be on SoA's soil.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 5, 2010<br />
|headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed.<br />
|article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops with many regions of Fontan lightly defended as parts of Fontanese army gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in.<br />
<br />
<br />
The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. <br />
<br />
<br />
The fact that Al Amarah is far out from their capital and closer to Sirion means it could be easily attacked again and all their civic work and maintenance in the region would be wasted. Fortification in Al Amarah has been rebuilt to motte and bailey for now so it looks like Fontan will try to keep hold of the region.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 4, 2010<br />
|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
<br />
In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144719The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-06T12:37:40Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<font size="6" face="Bible Script">The Elven Chronicle</font><br />
</center><br />
<center><font size="2" face="arial">The Best Selling Newspaper on East Continent</font></center><br />
<br />
<table width="100%"><br />
<tr height="1"><br />
<td bgcolor="#000000" colspan="3"><br />
</td><br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 5, 2010<br />
|headline = Sirion On the Offensive - Obando Attacked.<br />
|article = Battle in Obando<br />
Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena<br />
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Estimated strengths: 530 men vs. 110 men<br />
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The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Vessol Mithridates.<br />
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Attacker Victory!<br />
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Takeover initiated <br />
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Webin has initiated a Brutal Takeover of Obando, currently belonging to Sultanate of Asena.<br />
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As have said late last month, due to the findings of the despicable SoA's harems, public opinions have called for a more offensive strategy in dealing with the Sultanates. SoA has become complacent during the previous defensive strategy period when their forces marched in parts to the front line and this time their part forces in Obando were completely destroyed.<br />
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Total Casualties: 34/434 (7.8%) Sirion, 101/110 (91.8%) SoA <br />
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Estimated CS Lost: 391 Sirion, 1087 SoA - Numbers gathered by Lady Leoma's men.<br />
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This offensive strategy might now make SoA's troop movements slower as they will have to be careful in moving their troops together for the future and with this new offensive strategy, the damage from battles will now on SoA's soil.<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 5, 2010<br />
|headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed.<br />
|article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops with many regions of Fontan lightly defended as parts of Fontanese army gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in.<br />
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The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. <br />
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The fact that Al Amarah is far out from their capital and closer to Sirion means it could be easily attacked again and all their civic work and maintenance in the region would be wasted. Fortification in Al Amarah has been rebuilt to motte and bailey for now so it looks like Fontan will try to keep hold of the region.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 4, 2010<br />
|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
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The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
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In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
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Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
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Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
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A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
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A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
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Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
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In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
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'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
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The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
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'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
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'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
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You were attacked!<br />
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You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
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Miracle<br />
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You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
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Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
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Sir Facade, <br />
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I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
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My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
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If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
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Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
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Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
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LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
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He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
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The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
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There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
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The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
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Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
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Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
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Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
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Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
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Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
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May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
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The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
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Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
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Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Some Lord Runnin' for Prime Minister'''<br />
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Request from Kartet ka Habb<br />
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Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
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Noble Taleri, <br />
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Today I ask you to make a choice. Make the choice for action. Make the choice for communication. Make the choice for true, nonpartisan freedom. For too long Talerium has grown increasingly stagnant, our border regions are growing wild, and the current leadership does not appear to be making any progress. Lowdale, previously a symbol of the power of the rule of Talerium, our most distant region... is now in ruins. Countless peasants slaughtered, peasant uprisings, even a defection to the Cagilan Empire. Even now, Lowdale is on the brink of rebellion, one false move and the region could throw away our glorious banner. Cantril, our most populous non-city was also close to full out rebellion, but they were brought back in line, so why can't we mobilize to show the people of Lowdale our glory? <br />
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We march out on a campaign when our home is not stable. Does this seem correct? <br />
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We need new leaders. New ideas. The Talerium of today is not the glorious Republic of yesterday. Though Aldarion has led Talerium admirably for many years, I believe that it is time that someone else take the reins. I believe that it should be I who takes the reins. I can envision a powerful Talerium. I can see new lands. I can see new opportunity. I can see a new rise of Talerium, powerful and influential. <br />
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What say you, Taleri? Shall we march off to the east because of old bonds? Fight a war that does not affect us? Or shall we try to grow? Will we try to reclaim our glory? <br />
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Talerium Prevails,<br />
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Viscount of Mattlu<br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Bar Crawl'''<br />
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Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 10 points to 80 % - 8 gold<br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Beatin' a Peasant'''<br />
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Good times. Nothin' feels as good as giving a dirty peasant a good kickin' to put them in their place once in a while.<br />
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''Your men spread out and quickly capture Inigo, bringing him before you. You punch the scoundrel, stomp and kick, until he eats the dirt, lying straight on the ground like... a dead fish. Or whatever. You surely are feeling better now.'' <br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Public Execution'''<br />
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The Judge of Carelia, Leta Kindon, has decided to publicly executed the rogue Borus Von Igelfeld in Strombran.<br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium! READ WHY'''<br />
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So I have been appointed on the Talerium Nobles Residency Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Nobles Residency Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up...<br />
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Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?<br />
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* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me!<br />
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* Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come and converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere!<br />
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* Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade. Everyone wants our tasty delicious desert food!<br />
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* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chummily beer brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium!<br />
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.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper.<br />
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By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *<br />
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'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
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Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
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So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
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Then I went to the chummily beer brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
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''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
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''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
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I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp * Might have to ask around to borrow some spare 'old coins for more beers.<br />
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<div>lol you copied my style. Well, I stole it from Caligus as well. =] --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 12:44, 19 September 2010 (CEST)<br />
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I hope you don't mind, it might change if someone else is interested to take the time for doing a good personal layout.<br />
This one is perfect for now. --[[User:Vlad|Vlad]] 13:51, 19 September 2010 (CEST)<br />
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hey just saw your advertisement. Can I advertise my agony uncle column in ya newspaper please? - [[Tribal Rag]] --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 04:27, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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That is news from another world, do you have a char on dwilight? --[[User:Vlad|Vlad]] 07:35, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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ah alright. nevermind then. didn't realise it was Dwilight. Thanks anyway. =] --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 08:31, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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You could send your character though, from the looks of it he will feel at home :P --[[User:Vlad|Vlad]] 09:15, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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I can't do SMA... I'll be kicked out in no time lol --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 09:18, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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Actually, I think you'd contribute alot to the atmosphere from the looks of your wiki activity.<br />
You write creative articles that are a proof of its writers ability of imagination.<br />
Maybe you'd have to read a little more on noble conduct, but I think ypou'll do fine. <br />
Dwilight could seriously use players like you. --[[User:Vlad|Vlad]] 11:28, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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Unless he were willing to change his family's name, he'd be booted off Dwilight in an instant. "Slaymaster" is emphatically '''not''' SMA. --[[User:Danaris|Anaris]] 13:19, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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Unless Dwilight is willing to change to NSMA, I'll instantly fly kick Dwilight as soon as it gets near me. Bruce Lee Style! In fact, I'll falcon punch it. POW! --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 16:49, 5 October 2010 (CEST)</div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144680The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-05T09:13:53Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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|headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed.<br />
|article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops with many regions of Fontan lightly defended as parts of Fontanese army gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in.<br />
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The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. <br />
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The fact that Al Amarah is far out from their capital and closer to Sirion means it could be easily attacked again and all their civic work and maintenance in the region would be wasted. Fortification in Al Amarah has been rebuilt to motte and bailey for now so it looks like Fontan will try to keep hold of the region.}}<br />
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|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
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The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144679The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-05T09:12:16Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 5, 2010<br />
|headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed.<br />
|article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops with many regions of Fontan are lightly defended as Fontanese troops gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in.<br />
<br />
<br />
The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. <br />
<br />
<br />
The fact that Al Amarah is far out from their capital and closer to Sirion means it could be easily attacked again and all their civic work and maintenance in the region would be wasted. Fortification in Al Amarah has been rebuilt to motte and bailey for now so it looks like Fontan will try to keep hold of the region.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 4, 2010<br />
|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
<br />
In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144678The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-05T08:56:07Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
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| width="100%" style="font-size:130%;" | '''War Reports from Around East Continent'''<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 5, 2010<br />
|headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed.<br />
|article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops and many regions of Fontan are lightly defended as Fontanese troops gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in.<br />
<br />
<br />
The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. <br />
<br />
<br />
The fact that Al Amarah is far out from their capital and close to Sirion means it could be easily attacked again and all their civic work would be wasted especially the gold wasted on rebuilding the motte and bailey that would ultimately be destroyed again.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 4, 2010<br />
|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
<br />
In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
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<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
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<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
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<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
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Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Some Lord Runnin' for Prime Minister'''<br />
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Request from Kartet ka Habb<br />
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Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Noble Taleri, <br />
<br />
Today I ask you to make a choice. Make the choice for action. Make the choice for communication. Make the choice for true, nonpartisan freedom. For too long Talerium has grown increasingly stagnant, our border regions are growing wild, and the current leadership does not appear to be making any progress. Lowdale, previously a symbol of the power of the rule of Talerium, our most distant region... is now in ruins. Countless peasants slaughtered, peasant uprisings, even a defection to the Cagilan Empire. Even now, Lowdale is on the brink of rebellion, one false move and the region could throw away our glorious banner. Cantril, our most populous non-city was also close to full out rebellion, but they were brought back in line, so why can't we mobilize to show the people of Lowdale our glory? <br />
<br />
We march out on a campaign when our home is not stable. Does this seem correct? <br />
<br />
We need new leaders. New ideas. The Talerium of today is not the glorious Republic of yesterday. Though Aldarion has led Talerium admirably for many years, I believe that it is time that someone else take the reins. I believe that it should be I who takes the reins. I can envision a powerful Talerium. I can see new lands. I can see new opportunity. I can see a new rise of Talerium, powerful and influential. <br />
<br />
What say you, Taleri? Shall we march off to the east because of old bonds? Fight a war that does not affect us? Or shall we try to grow? Will we try to reclaim our glory? <br />
<br />
A vote for Kartet is a vote for a powerful future. If anything, it is a vote that says that the status quo is not accepted, and that we nobles desire change. <br />
<br />
Talerium Prevails,<br />
<br />
Kartet ka Habb<br />
<br />
Viscount of Mattlu<br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Bar Crawl'''<br />
<br />
Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 10 points to 80 % - 8 gold<br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Beatin' a Peasant'''<br />
<br />
Good times. Nothin' feels as good as giving a dirty peasant a good kickin' to put them in their place once in a while.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men spread out and quickly capture Inigo, bringing him before you. You punch the scoundrel, stomp and kick, until he eats the dirt, lying straight on the ground like... a dead fish. Or whatever. You surely are feeling better now.'' <br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Public Execution'''<br />
<br />
The Judge of Carelia, Leta Kindon, has decided to publicly executed the rogue Borus Von Igelfeld in Strombran.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium! READ WHY'''<br />
<br />
So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up...<br />
<br />
Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?<br />
<br />
* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me!<br />
<br />
* Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come and converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere!<br />
<br />
* Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade. Everyone wants our tasty delicious desert food!<br />
<br />
* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chummily beer brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium!<br />
<br />
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper.<br />
<br />
By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *<br />
<br />
<br />
'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
<br />
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummily beer brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp * Might have to ask around to borrow some spare 'old coins for more beers.<br />
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Request from Kartet ka Habb<br />
<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Noble Taleri, <br />
<br />
Today I ask you to make a choice. Make the choice for action. Make the choice for communication. Make the choice for true, nonpartisan freedom. For too long Talerium has grown increasingly stagnant, our border regions are growing wild, and the current leadership does not appear to be making any progress. Lowdale, previously a symbol of the power of the rule of Talerium, our most distant region... is now in ruins. Countless peasants slaughtered, peasant uprisings, even a defection to the Cagilan Empire. Even now, Lowdale is on the brink of rebellion, one false move and the region could throw away our glorious banner. Cantril, our most populous non-city was also close to full out rebellion, but they were brought back in line, so why can't we mobilize to show the people of Lowdale our glory? <br />
<br />
We march out on a campaign when our home is not stable. Does this seem correct? <br />
<br />
We need new leaders. New ideas. The Talerium of today is not the glorious Republic of yesterday. Though Aldarion has led Talerium admirably for many years, I believe that it is time that someone else take the reins. I believe that it should be I who takes the reins. I can envision a powerful Talerium. I can see new lands. I can see new opportunity. I can see a new rise of Talerium, powerful and influential. <br />
<br />
What say you, Taleri? Shall we march off to the east because of old bonds? Fight a war that does not affect us? Or shall we try to grow? Will we try to reclaim our glory? <br />
<br />
A vote for Kartet is a vote for a powerful future. If anything, it is a vote that says that the status quo is not accepted, and that we nobles desire change. <br />
<br />
Talerium Prevails,<br />
<br />
Kartet ka Habb<br />
<br />
Viscount of Mattlu<br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Bar Crawl'''<br />
<br />
Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 10 points to 80 % - 8 gold<br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Beatin' a Peasant'''<br />
<br />
Good times. Nothin' feels as good as giving a dirty peasant a good kickin' to put them in their place once in a while.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men spread out and quickly capture Inigo, bringing him before you. You punch the scoundrel, stomp and kick, until he eats the dirt, lying straight on the ground like... a dead fish. Or whatever. You surely are feeling better now.'' <br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Public Execution'''<br />
<br />
The Judge of Carelia, Leta Kindon, has decided to publicly executed the rogue Borus Von Igelfeld in Strombran.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium! READ WHY'''<br />
<br />
So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up...<br />
<br />
Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?<br />
<br />
* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me!<br />
<br />
* Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come and converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere!<br />
<br />
* Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade. Everyone wants our tasty delicious desert food!<br />
<br />
* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chummily beer brewery brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium!<br />
<br />
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper.<br />
<br />
By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *<br />
<br />
<br />
'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
<br />
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummily beer brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp * Might have to ask around to borrow some spare 'old coins for more beers.<br />
<br />
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<div>lol you copied my style. Well, I stole it from Caligus as well. =] --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 12:44, 19 September 2010 (CEST)<br />
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I hope you don't mind, it might change if someone else is interested to take the time for doing a good personal layout.<br />
This one is perfect for now. --[[User:Vlad|Vlad]] 13:51, 19 September 2010 (CEST)<br />
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hey just saw your advertisement. Can I advertise my agony uncle column in ya newspaper please? - [[Tribal Rag]] --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 04:27, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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That is news from another world, do you have a char on dwilight? --[[User:Vlad|Vlad]] 07:35, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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ah alright. nevermind then. didn't realise it was Dwilight. Thanks anyway. =] --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 08:31, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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You could send your character though, from the looks of it he will feel at home :P --[[User:Vlad|Vlad]] 09:15, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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I can't do SMA... I'll be kicked out in no time lol --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 09:18, 5 October 2010 (CEST)</div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144671The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-05T07:17:08Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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|headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed.<br />
|article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops and many regions of Fontan are left undefended as Fontanese troops gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in.<br />
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The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. <br />
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|date = October 4, 2010<br />
|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
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The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
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In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
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Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
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<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
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<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
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Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
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Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
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</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Talk:Republican_Herald&diff=144669Talk:Republican Herald2010-10-05T06:31:46Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<div>lol you copied my style. Well, I stole it from Caligus as well. =] --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 12:44, 19 September 2010 (CEST)<br />
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I hope you don't mind, it might change if someone else is interested to take the time for doing a good personal layout.<br />
This one is perfect for now. --[[User:Vlad|Vlad]] 13:51, 19 September 2010 (CEST)<br />
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hey just saw your advertisement. Can I advertise my agony uncle column in ya newspaper please? - [[Tribal Rag]] --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 04:27, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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That is news from another world, do you have a char on dwilight? --[[User:Vlad|Vlad]] 07:35, 5 October 2010 (CEST)<br />
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ah alright. nevermind then. didn't realise it was Dwilight. Thanks anyway. =] --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 08:31, 5 October 2010 (CEST)</div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Tribal_Rag/October2010&diff=144664Tribal Rag/October20102010-10-05T05:28:50Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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'''5th October 2010 - Bar Crawl'''<br />
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Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 10 points to 80 % - 8 gold<br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Beatin' a Peasant'''<br />
<br />
Good times. Nothin' feels as good as giving a dirty peasant a good kickin' to put them in their place once in a while.<br />
<br />
Your men spread out and quickly capture Inigo, bringing him before you. You punch the scoundrel, stomp and kick, until he eats the dirt, lying straight on the ground like... a dead fish. Or whatever. You surely are feeling better now. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Public Execution'''<br />
<br />
The Judge of Carelia, Leta Kindon, has decided to publicly executed the rogue Borus Von Igelfeld in Strombran.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium! READ WHY'''<br />
<br />
So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up...<br />
<br />
Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?<br />
<br />
* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me!<br />
<br />
* Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come and converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere!<br />
<br />
* Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade. Everyone wants our tasty delicious desert food!<br />
<br />
* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chummily beer brewery brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium!<br />
<br />
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper.<br />
<br />
By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *<br />
<br />
<br />
'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
<br />
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummily beer brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp *<br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Beatin' a Peasant'''<br />
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Good times. Nothin' feels as good as giving a dirty peasant a good kickin' to put them in their place once in a while.<br />
<br />
Your men spread out and quickly capture Inigo, bringing him before you. You punch the scoundrel, stomp and kick, until he eats the dirt, lying straight on the ground like... a dead fish. Or whatever. You surely are feeling better now. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Public Execution'''<br />
<br />
The Judge of Carelia, Leta Kindon, has decided to publicly executed the rogue Borus Von Igelfeld in Strombran.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium! READ WHY'''<br />
<br />
So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up...<br />
<br />
Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?<br />
<br />
* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me!<br />
<br />
* Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come and converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere!<br />
<br />
* Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade. Everyone wants our tasty delicious desert food!<br />
<br />
* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chimmy chummy brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium!<br />
<br />
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper.<br />
<br />
By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *<br />
<br />
<br />
'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
<br />
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp *<br />
<br />
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The Judge of Carelia, Leta Kindon, has decided to publicly executed the rogue Borus Von Igelfeld in Strombran.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium! READ WHY'''<br />
<br />
So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up...<br />
<br />
Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?<br />
<br />
* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me!<br />
<br />
* Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come and converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere!<br />
<br />
* Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade. Everyone wants our tasty delicious desert food!<br />
<br />
* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chimmy chummy brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium!<br />
<br />
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper.<br />
<br />
By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *<br />
<br />
<br />
'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
<br />
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp *<br />
<br />
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5th October 2010 - Public Execution<br />
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The Judge of Carelia, Leta Kindon, has decided to publicly executed the rogue Borus Von Igelfeld in Strombran.<br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium! READ WHY'''<br />
<br />
So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up...<br />
<br />
Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?<br />
<br />
* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me!<br />
<br />
* Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come and converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere!<br />
<br />
* Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade. Everyone wants our tasty delicious desert food!<br />
<br />
* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chimmy chummy brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium!<br />
<br />
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper.<br />
<br />
By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *<br />
<br />
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'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
<br />
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp *<br />
<br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium! READ WHY'''<br />
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So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up...<br />
<br />
Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?<br />
<br />
* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me!<br />
<br />
* Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come and converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere!<br />
<br />
* Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade. Everyone wants our tasty delicious desert food!<br />
<br />
* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chimmy chummy brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium!<br />
<br />
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper.<br />
<br />
By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *<br />
<br />
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'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
<br />
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp *<br />
<br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium. READ WHY'''<br />
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So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up...<br />
<br />
Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?<br />
<br />
* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me!<br />
<br />
* Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come and converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere!<br />
<br />
* Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade. Everyone wants our tasty delicious desert food!<br />
<br />
* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chimmy chummy brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium!<br />
<br />
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper.<br />
<br />
By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *<br />
<br />
<br />
'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
<br />
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp *<br />
<br />
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<div>lol you copied my style. Well, I stole it from Caligus as well. =] --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 12:44, 19 September 2010 (CEST)<br />
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I hope you don't mind, it might change if someone else is interested to take the time for doing a good personal layout.<br />
This one is perfect for now. --[[User:Vlad|Vlad]] 13:51, 19 September 2010 (CEST)<br />
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hey just saw your advertisement. Can I advertise my agony uncle column in ya newspaper please? - [[Tribal Rag]] --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 04:27, 5 October 2010 (CEST)</div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Tribal_Rag/October2010&diff=144646Tribal Rag/October20102010-10-05T01:40:04Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium. READ WHY'''<br />
<br />
So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I ever sober up.<br />
<br />
Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?<br />
<br />
* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me!<br />
<br />
* Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come to converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere!<br />
<br />
* Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade!<br />
<br />
* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chimmy chummy brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium!<br />
<br />
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the boring masses then will start advertising it proper.<br />
<br />
By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *<br />
<br />
<br />
'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
<br />
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp *<br />
<br />
<br />
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'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium. READ WHY'''<br />
<br />
So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I ever sober up.<br />
<br />
Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?<br />
<br />
* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me.<br />
<br />
* Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come to converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere.<br />
<br />
* Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade!<br />
<br />
* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chimmy chummy brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium!<br />
<br />
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the boring masses then will start advertising it proper.<br />
<br />
By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *<br />
<br />
<br />
'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
<br />
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp *<br />
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'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
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Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp *<br />
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'''4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin''''<br />
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Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the live of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
<br />
''Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.''<br />
<br />
''They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.''<br />
<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp *<br />
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4th October 2010 - Drunk... * burp *... nothing much happenin'<br />
<br />
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang the up by their boots if I ever see them again.<br />
<br />
So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work.<br />
<br />
Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. I can't remember for the live of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.<br />
<br />
Your men drink and feast and morale rises by 18 points to 64 %.<br />
They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.<br />
<br />
I might go drinking with them again. There are still plenty of work to be done and don't want me men leaving me again. Runnin' out of gold coins to hire more men. * burp *<br />
<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 4, 2010<br />
|headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man<br />
|article = Sabotage!<br />
An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison.<br />
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The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. <br />
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In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
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Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
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Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
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<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144624The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-04T17:16:34Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144623The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-04T17:03:50Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
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<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Talk:The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144622Talk:The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-04T17:01:22Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<div>'''October 3, 2010 <br />
''Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers'' ''' <br />
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Your Character has no information on any such occurance, so you cannot comment on it. [[User:The Scipii Family|The Scipii Family]]<br />
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yeah I can. I have my investigative reporters everywhere on the East Continent and plenty of spy reports, rumours, news and views from a variety of sources. Don't forget the Emperor of OI's relative is also serving in Sirion. People talk. The Elven Chronicle is not the best selling newspaper on East Continent for no reason. --[[User:Slaymaster|Slaymaster]] 19:01, 4 October 2010 (CEST)</div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Sirion_(Realm)/Sirion_Army_Manual/Day_6&diff=144621Sirion (Realm)/Sirion Army Manual/Day 62010-10-04T16:37:03Z<p>Slaymaster: Blanked the page</p>
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== The Armies of Sirion ==<br />
Day 4<br />
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=== The Armed Forces of Sirion ===<br />
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Sirion's general sets the strategy for the next month or so, and then the armies execute that plan.<br />
<br />
Sponsors for an army are the people that founded the army. Sponsors pick the Marshall and the Second-In-Command (SIC) of that army. Sponsors also put gold in the war chest to help with repairs and training etc. Usually, armies are sponsored by Dukes. (If the realm roleplayed more, then the sponsors would have more significance in founding armies etc).<br />
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Marshalls run the day-to-day tactics of an army: move here, dig in there, use these settings.<br />
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Sirion has five armies, each with a specific task. The first three accept warriors like you.<br />
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=== 1) Sirion Scarlet Hunters (SSH) ===<br />
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<br />
The SSH is our regional maintenance army to fight off monsters and undead to keep Sirion safe and secure for everybody.<br />
<br />
=== 2) Army of Sirion (AOS) ===<br />
<br />
<br />
The AOS is our main external army that travel outside our realm to fight against other realms.<br />
<br />
=== 3) '''Glinmar Raiders (GLR)''' ===<br />
<br />
<br />
The GLR is an external fighting army that consist of a quick moving force of some twenty knights. It attempts raids when possible, or fights with the main armies.<br />
<br />
=== 4) '''Red Dragons (RD)''' ===<br />
<br />
<br />
The Red Dragons is an external fighting army and considered to be Sirion's elite army. What defines them is the degree of commitment required to qualify. <br />
<br />
Knights can only get into the RD if specifically requested by its Marshal and would have to show commitment in the other armies before been considered.</div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Sirion_(Realm)/Sirion_Army_Manual&diff=144618Sirion (Realm)/Sirion Army Manual2010-10-04T16:34:37Z<p>Slaymaster: /* Ten Days to a Career in the Sirion Nobility */</p>
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== Ten Days to a Career in the Sirion Nobility ==<br />
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[[/Day 1/]]: Starting out in Sirion<br />
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[[/Day 2/]]: The Very Basics: Game Turns<br />
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[[/Day 4/]]: The Armies of Sirion<br />
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[[Category:Sirion Army Manual]]</div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Sirion_(Realm)/Sirion_Army_Manual/Day_6&diff=144617Sirion (Realm)/Sirion Army Manual/Day 62010-10-04T16:33:43Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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Day 6<br />
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Now, onto [[Sirion (Realm)/Sirion Army Manual/Day 7|Day 7]]...<br />
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[[Category: Sirion Army Manual]]<br />
[[Category:Sirion Army Manual]]</div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Sirion_(Realm)/Sirion_Army_Manual/Day_5&diff=144616Sirion (Realm)/Sirion Army Manual/Day 52010-10-04T16:33:06Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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Day 5<br />
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Now, onto [[Sirion (Realm)/Sirion Army Manual/Day 6|Day 6]]...<br />
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[[Category:Sirion Army Manual]]</div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Sirion_(Realm)/Sirion_Army_Manual/Day_4&diff=144615Sirion (Realm)/Sirion Army Manual/Day 42010-10-04T16:32:18Z<p>Slaymaster: /* 1) Army of Sirion (AOS) */</p>
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<div>{{SirionArmyManualNav}}<br />
== Army of Sirion ==<br />
Day 4<br />
<br />
<br />
=== The Armed Forces of Sirion ===<br />
<br />
Sirion's general sets the strategy for the next month or so, and then the armies execute that plan.<br />
<br />
Sponsors for an army are the people that founded the army. Sponsors pick the Marshall and the Second-In-Command (SIC) of that army. Sponsors also put gold in the war chest to help with repairs and training etc. Usually, armies are sponsored by Dukes. (If the realm roleplayed more, then the sponsors would have more significance in founding armies etc).<br />
<br />
Marshalls run the day-to-day tactics of an army: move here, dig in there, use these settings.<br />
<br />
Sirion has five armies, each with a specific task. The first three accept warriors like you.<br />
<br />
<br />
=== 1) Sirion Scarlet Hunters (SSH) ===<br />
<br />
<br />
The SSH is our regional maintenance army to fight off monsters and undead to keep Sirion safe and secure for everybody.<br />
<br />
=== 2) Army of Sirion (AOS) ===<br />
<br />
<br />
The AOS is our main external army that travel outside our realm to fight against other realms.<br />
<br />
=== 3) '''Glinmar Raiders (GLR)''' ===<br />
<br />
<br />
The GLR is an external fighting army that consist of a quick moving force of some twenty knights. It attempts raids when possible, or fights with the main armies.<br />
<br />
=== 4) '''Red Dragons (RD)''' ===<br />
<br />
<br />
The Red Dragons is an external fighting army and considered to be Sirion's elite army. What defines them is the degree of commitment required to qualify. <br />
<br />
Knights can only get into the RD if specifically requested by its Marshal and would have to show commitment in the other armies before been considered.</div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144551The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-03T14:46:45Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number 1 place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they had lose all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144549The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-03T14:32:28Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number 1 place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggles at the news since they had lose all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops hopefully with the same reults.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144547The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-03T14:30:48Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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</center><br />
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<br />
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
</td><br />
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</td><br />
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| width="100%" style="font-size:130%;" | '''War Reports from Around East Continent'''<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 3, 2010<br />
|headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers<br />
|article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number 1 place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'.<br />
<br />
<br />
Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggles at the news since they had lose all their battles previously and now they will be leading Fontan's troops.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144520The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-02T19:44:48Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<center><font size="2" face="arial">News from the Land of the Mighty Elves</font></center><br />
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
</td><br />
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<td><div align="right">'''October 2010 Edition'''</div><br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - SoA, Fontan and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the darkness and the putrid evil that is now known as The Axis of Evil.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144519The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-02T19:22:59Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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</center><br />
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<br />
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
</td><br />
<td><div align="center"></div><br />
</td><br />
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|}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More<br />
|article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack.<br />
<br />
<br />
You were attacked!<br />
<br />
You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. <br />
The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. <br />
The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape.<br />
<br />
<br />
Miracle<br />
<br />
You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) <br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - SoA, Fontan and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the darkness and the putrid evil that is now known as The Axis of Evil.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boosting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144518The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-02T19:08:29Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<font size="6" face="Bible Script">The Elven Chronicle</font><br />
</center><br />
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<br />
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
</td><br />
<td><div align="center"></div><br />
</td><br />
<td><div align="right">'''October 2010 Edition'''</div><br />
</td><br />
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|-<br />
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|}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - SoA, Fontan and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the darkness and the putrid evil that is now known as The Axis of Evil.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boosting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144516The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-02T18:53:24Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
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<td><div align="right">'''October 2010 Edition'''</div><br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - SoA, Fontan and Westmoor has made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the darkness and the putrid evil of The Axis of Evil.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
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{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boosting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymasterhttps://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=The_Elven_Chronicle/October%2710&diff=144514The Elven Chronicle/October'102010-10-02T18:49:02Z<p>Slaymaster: </p>
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<font size="6" face="Bible Script">The Elven Chronicle</font><br />
</center><br />
<center><font size="2" face="arial">News from the Land of the Mighty Elves</font></center><br />
<br />
<table width="100%"><br />
<tr height="1"><br />
<td bgcolor="#000000" colspan="3"><br />
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<td><-- [[The Elven Chronicle/September'10]]<br />
</td><br />
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</td><br />
<td><div align="right">'''October 2010 Edition'''</div><br />
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| width="100%" style="font-size:130%;" | '''War Reports from Around East Continent'''<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed<br />
|article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - SoA, Fontan and Westmoor has made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the putrid evil that is now known as The Axis of Evil.<br />
<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Sultanate of Asena and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.<br />
<br />
A New Federation - The realms of Fontan and Westmoor have announced that they now form a federation.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 2, 2010<br />
|headline = Sir Facade Slaymaster Wins Award for The Elven Chronicle<br />
|article = Sir Facade Slaymaster, Editor of The Elven Chronicle, the best selling newspaper on East Continent, is this year's recipient of the prestiges Fun Medal Award, which honours outstanding achievement in the field of investigative reporting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Members of the Writer's Guild points to Sir Facade's commercial, critical and realm-wide success of his paper since its inception and said he is a worthy recipient, adding even as a young editor, his name was 'joker', which might have hinted at his masterpieces to come.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his acceptance speech, Sir Facade paid tribute to the people that helped him achieve his dreams. He said that when he began writing, he felt as if he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Now he stood shoulders to shoulders with them.<br />
<br />
<br />
'I am delighted to be admitted to this selected group of Fun people. To be awarded the Fun Medal is a distinction every writer dreams of. It has been an amazing month to win my first medal. But my readers can be reassured about one thing - I am not about to rest on my laurels. There are still plenty of mountains for me to climb.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The guild leader of the writer's guild said 'The Fun Medal acknowledges the work of the writer who has made an outstanding contribute to fun - you know, he is a funny guy.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.'<br />
<br />
<br />
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = EXPOSED: Judge Erik is NOT an Elf and Faking to be an Elf to Boost his Chances with Elvish Ladies<br />
|article = Letter from Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
Message sent to everyone in your realm<br />
<br />
Sir Facade, <br />
<br />
I don't know nothing about the disease you are talking about. My uncle was an elf, my son is an elf and all my family descend from elves. At least the part of my family that descend from Sirion lands. <br />
<br />
My family have three Great Elders. They seek different continents to spread our blood. The first Great Elder was born in Sirion. <br />
<br />
If we really have a disease here, I am a blessed one, because my children still being born.<br />
<br />
Erik Eyolf Serpentis<br />
<br />
Judge of Sirion, Marquis of Trinbar<br />
<br />
<br />
LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. <br />
<br />
He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boosting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf.<br />
<br />
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Last Elves<br />
|article = It appears it was the Gods that have cursed the Elves towards extinction and the wizard was merely the medium through which the Gods have used its powers. Magic surrounds Sirion, not just in the rivers but in the air and even in the rocks.<br />
<br />
<br />
There are only five Elven Families left, Elves that came from the old blood and impervious to the curse by the Gods. But once their family line dies, then the Elven race is truly extinct.<br />
<br />
<br />
The Last Five Elven Families are:<br />
<br />
Duke Alexander of the Acies Dux Ducis Family<br />
<br />
Duke Ecthelion, formerly known as Circle, of the Tezokian Family<br />
<br />
Sir Dimarus of the Granlin Family<br />
<br />
Duke Handow, of the Meadowcrest Family<br />
<br />
Sir Olaf, of the Stormblade Family<br />
<br />
<br />
May they live forever, be safe in battles, impervious to diseases and sire many children till the end of days.}}<br />
<br />
{{Sirionleft<br />
|date = October 1, 2010<br />
|headline = Time Shift - Sun Rise at Night and Sets at Day<br />
|article = <br />
<br />
The world shifted on its axis and north pole has become south pole and south pole has become north pole. Day has become night and night has become day. Nobody knows for what reason this has occurred that twelve hours of time has gone missing (OOC: Server Downtime due to hosting center). Would the time change back to before or would we need to adjust our sleeping patterns again? <br />
<br />
<br />
Productivity has gone down across the board as people has turn into work late with many peasants starting only to plough their fields at midday instead of from sunrise. It has become such a problem that a few Lords have taken to hiring gangs of thugs to beat up any peasants that are not bringing in their share of food. <br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the gangs of thugs could not get up either and slept in even later than usual.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
</noinclude></div>Slaymaster